The end of the world

The end of the world

We'll all be dead by tea-time.
30th January 2010 12:00PM
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Owner: Tinkerbell
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Due to popular demand the end of the world has been brought forward to January 30th, 2010. Do try and make it.

The First Trumpet of the Seventh Seal of the Book of Revelation announced the beginning collapse of the economy of the United States and great destruction that will follow. The next three trumpets will result in the total collapse of the United States, and once the Fifth Trumpet sounds the world will be thrust into WW III.

The Dead shall rise, so get some extra food in and air the spare room.

Weather is likely to be uncertain so bring sensible shoes and a pack-a-mac.

The Pools Panel is also probably going to be convened. Be on the look out for the Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Famine, War, Pestilence, Disease and Bad Hair.

Please say you'll attend - well, you won't have much choice actually.

Who'd have thought the world would end on a Sunday?

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  • Chanty
  • Weens
  • Noel

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  • Tony
  • Rebecca Holmes
  • Inktrailer
  • ladybard1968

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  • Bobby
    by Bobby 2 years ago
    ... aaah, that's it, I'm deffo not coming if it's been brought forward to 30th January. I'll be too busy trying to get my Euromillions cheque cleared for Saturday so I can have a final day's fun spending it.

    Hmmm. What to spend it on? It's gonna be the full jackpot; stupid-amount-of-millions.

    Any ideas?
  • ladybard1968
    by ladybard1968 2 years ago
    Actually I heard the world is going to stop spinning on its axis but that aliens are going to come down and save us.
  • Daisy Whitehouse
    by Daisy Whitehouse 2 years ago
    Apologies, Tinks, but I have to withdraw. My wife reminded me that that I'm already booked for an after-dinner speech at the RNLI's annual beano. Good luck with it anyway. td
  • maryluv
    by maryluv 2 years ago
    Tony - like we need an exxcuse for a party...! Elvis? Erm, I may not make it for his slot. I'll be along later. Much later.
  • Tony
    by Tony 2 years ago
    Just noticed how this thread has been mushrooming out of control. I introduced the party idea way back near the start. The point was, it is to be held AFTER 27th March 2012. The thing will be a NOT-the-end-of the-world-party, 'cos it's not ending then. So all these apocolyptic references won't apply. I think we'll hold it in Heartmend Hotel - that's just at the end of Reunion Street, with Elvis singing the theme song.
  • Noel
    by Noel 2 years ago
    Well, let's give the Mayans a (forlon) run for their money: My ‘end of the world is nigh’ pod will be vapourising to the strains of Snow Patrol and………RUN!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr0_i2ZJRvE)
  • Tinkerbell
    by Tinkerbell 2 years ago
    According to the Mayans the end of the world will come BEFORE the 2012 Olympics. Should we tell them not to bother preparing?
  • Eshka
    by Eshka 2 years ago
    Count me in, I'll bring the Buckfast for the unseasoned drinkers, the likes of Blue Nun might be a bit high brow for some.
    I'm sure Mickey J might pop along for a rendition of Earth Song, too; perhaps the party bust-up could be round two between him and Jarvis Cocker.
    I also vote that we get Alan Partridge to host.
  • Noel
    by Noel 2 years ago
    I’m thinking of drinking myself into oblivion with a few Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. It’s extremely oliolic and is the only stuff in the universe that can swallow a black hole. Shall mix up a party jug in case anyone else fancys one.
  • Tinkerbell
    by Tinkerbell 2 years ago
    I'd forgotten about Black Tower. So the night of Armageddon will feature Party 7s, Blue Nun, Black Tower, Matteus Rose and Tab for the designated drivers. (Psst, you won't be driving anywhere after the event).