A publishing horror story for Hallowe'en

Sat, Oct 31 2009 10:12am GMT 1
EmmaD
EmmaD
1801 Posts
If you're tempted to pay someone to help you write your book (as opposed to paying an editorial service to help you make it better), read this. Just not alone, and not in the dark.

http://www.howpublishingreallyworks.blogspot.com/

Emma
Sat, Oct 31 2009 10:39am GMT 2
Weens
Weens
993 Posts
Shudder!!
Sat, Oct 31 2009 11:11am GMT 3
Kate.J
Kate.J
79 Posts
This would make a novel in itself.
Sat, Oct 31 2009 11:49am GMT 4
Noel
Noel
122 Posts

Creepy!

Looks like there's a wee timorous beastie roaming about up there in the Hiills of Scotland.

Sat, Oct 31 2009 02:28pm GMT 5
mike
mike
631 Posts
A long time ago I attempted to interest a playwright in some material that I thought suitable for a musical. These were only general enquiries to a few theatre groups as I had no experience of the genre whatsoever. Nobody was interested in reading the material at all. I abandoned the attempt very quickly and attended a few writing groups instead.
My first attempt was to envisage the romantic movement as a terrorist organisation with a Patty Hurst figure as the muse. This group hijacks a theatre with some sympathetic soldiers and demand from the audience that they be heard - at machine gun point. I envisaged a Bonny and Clyde shoot out at the end. You can imagine what response I had.
To my horror, this scene was acted out in real life - I think it was in the Ukraine - some years back.
A theatre was high-jacked!



Sat, Oct 31 2009 08:34pm GMT 6
Miss Croft
Miss Croft
198 Posts
Emma, that truly is a horror story! *shudders*
Sun, Nov 1 2009 06:31pm GMT 7
Aonghus Fallon
Aonghus Fallon
571 Posts
The literary equivalent of the blonde bimbo who gets torn apart by zombies/werewolves etc fifteen minutes into the film.
Sun, Nov 1 2009 07:11pm GMT 8
Caducean Whisks
Caducean Whisks
1120 Posts
Gosh, that's awful. One of the threads embedded in that link, goes on for 1,100 posts and was worryingly compelling; took me an hour to get only halfway through! The poor sods didn't know when to shut up, did they? They just kept providing more and more fodder and seemed amazed when people kept on chewing lumps out of them.
I was quite startled to see that the agent never managed to write two consecutive sentences without a mistake. That must be some skill.
Thanks for posting - great find!
Sun, Nov 1 2009 07:48pm GMT 9
EmmaD
EmmaD
1801 Posts
Yes, those AbsoluteWrite WaterCooler threads are horridly compulsive reading, aren't they.

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