Examples of Punctuation Abuse - Just for the fun of it!

Wed, Mar 3 2010 11:57am GMT 1
Persia
Persia
71 Posts
(No, I wasn't swearing!)
This topic is for general examples of punctuation abuse, or misapplied vs. more appropriate.
If you have any samples, please add them! If you have any questions, ask away. And most of all, have fun learning!
Wed, Mar 3 2010 11:58am GMT 2
Persia
Persia
71 Posts
These examples are taken from "Eats, Shoots & Leaves," an excellent book on the subject!

500 years before e-mail, this puzzle was going around:
Every Lady in this land
Hath twenty nails on each hand;
Five and twenty on hands and feet;
And this is true, without deceit.
(Every lady in this land has twenty nails. On each hand, five; and twenty on hands and feet.)

Punctuate the following puzzler:
"Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off."

(Answer: "Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off.")

"My son, if sinners entice thee consent thou,
not refraining thy foot from their way."
or is it,
"My son, if sinners entice thee consent thou not,
refraining thy foot from their way."

In which sentence did all the people manage to get tickets?
The people in the queue who managed to get tickets were very satisfied.
The people in the queue, who managed to get tickets, were very satisfied.

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