The Word Cloud

Cool the night away in our sub-zero nightclub. Descend to the basement, indulge in the finest selection of music ever played and widest selection of illegal substances ever gathered in one place.

What's that song again?

You get what you give.

Of course...you got a reason to live.. I'm right behind, now say you're mine....

Is that U2 I hear? Forgive me if I start ripping my clothes off.

Oh yeah......so it is. Didn't I tell you we have great music here?

Through the storm we reach the shore, you give it all, but I want more...

I used to DJ at university. As a knee-jerk reaction to the 'Ouse 'n Garidge that was making my ears bleed relentlessly EVERYWHERE, I began by providing one night of old classics from my own collection, and I egotistically believe that I started the fire that has now swept globally, and has several tags including old school.

It was so popular that I had to find a way to clear everyone out at closing time, so I invented something called The Erection section. After the 60s rock 'n roll, 70s disco and 80s cheese, I'd play three slow songs to end the night... U2 would feature regularly. 'One' most often. It didn't always work, and sometimes left 'em screaming for more.

80's cheese? Oh god, sounds scary....

What cheese is this then?  I mean there is Camembert and there is Epoisse, isn't there ?

I only played red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Ementhal, Gruyere, Norweigan Jarlsburg, Lipta, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Brew, Double Goucester, Cheshire, Dorset Bluveny, Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson, Camenbert, Gouda, Edam, Case Ness, Smoked Austrian, Japanese Sage Darby, Wensleydale, Greek Feta, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozarella, Paper Cramer, Danish Bimbo, Czech sheep's milk, Venezuelan Beaver, Cheddar, Illchester, and Limburger.

This has now reminded me of the Cheese Shop sketch from Monty Python.

Danish Bimbo? *giggles* Don't even tell me about the Venezuelan Beaver (would that be a Capibara? you know those HUGE rodents?)

hey, isn't that New Order I hear ....? Not heard this for years !

No, it's David Bowie...hee hee hee

Ah with Mike Jagger..
*Calling out around the world are you ready for a brand new day...dancing in the street..*

(Aiyla has had one too many again )

The music's here, the record's playing...

I am familiar with the capibara, but I've never riden one. Incidentally, the list of cheeses above are all the ones mentioned in that very Monty Python sketch you refer to, Alannah. Yes, that does include Danish Bimbo, and I believe that they are also in the order that they were mentioned in said sketch.

I like that song Aiyla

Steve, no wonder your list reminded me of that sketch. I love it. I bet Capibara's are fun to ride, then again, not if you have a phobia of rodents. Then, it would be like the worst nightmare ever "OH MY GOD - A GIANT RAT!!!! ARGHHH!!!!" - Good thing I like rodents!

I was trained at the world-renowned Capibara Riding Academy in Pamplona.

*The Easter Bunny is a little behind schedule. He leaves a bag of chocolate eggs*