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THAT BEAR ATE MY PANTS! is on the cusp of being unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. Unsuspecting and, I suspect, uncaring. Regardless, here is the blurb, to get you all excited and hot under the collar (does anyone wear a collar whilst surfing the Cloud? Except a priest, if we have one?).

I'm posting an Amazon.co.uk link to the sales page here, but YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUY IT YET! Please wait until 1st of July - I know how desperate you all are to cover me in cash, but put your hand back in your pocket for now. I'll be trying to concentrate sales on the launch day in the hope that it will send me up the charts, to where other folk less fortunate (and less attractive) than you lot will be able to discover it too.

So, without further ado (because, let's face it, there's been more 'ado' already than an 80's disco - and most of it was about Nothing...) - here's the LINK:

Drumroll... 'That Bear Ate My Pants!'

If you're at all interested, you can download a completely free sample to your Kindle, PC or Mac from the same link. And in case you don't want to go all that way to Amazon just to read the blurb or get a free sample, here's both:

THE BLURB:

There comes a time in every man’s life when he says to himself, “Holy Sh*t! I’m about to be eaten by a bear!”

Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.

It never occurred to him that ‘or die trying’ might be an option...

The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.

Just how do you ‘look after’ something that’s trying it’s damnedest to kill you and eat you?

And how do you find love when you a) don’t speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?

If only he’d had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he’d bought some travel insurance...

That Bear Ate My Pants is the hilarious tale of one man’s quest to better himself. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony’s misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.

Long before Sky One got involved, there were already plenty of Idiots Abroad. This is the story of one of them...

THE SAMPLE

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Sample of THAT BEAR ATE MY PANTS! at AWE Blog

Thanks for looking guys and gals! Have a great day, and I'd love to hear from any of you with comments/feedback, or just to chat :0)

Tony