| Tue, Aug 2 2011 08:57pm IST 1 |

John Taylor
916 Posts
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August being the summer holidays in the Cloud's homeland, an
easy-peasy one this time.
A fly lands on your window pane. What happens next?
Minimum word limit: two (Splat! cannot win.)
Maximum word limit: More than two, but don't go
onandonandonandon. Say two hundred.
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 08:46am IST 2 |

Vanessa
403 Posts
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Breathing his last breath, the fly looked through the glass. What
is this barrier? I should be through, I should be free. Who could
do such a thing, what is the thing before me? My time has come, I
had so many dreams, things to see. My favourite mound, my beautiful
sea, the air in my wings, So many colours around me. Stuck as I am,
end is in sight, as something comes before me. Splat, who is that
on the other side. Stuck, just like me. Another, thinking the same,
thwarted in this game.
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 01:11pm IST 3 |

Ron Blanco
209 Posts
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The Fly
Chives appeared, more flustered than usual.
“Chives, swat that damned fly for me, there’s a good chap.” I
gestured towards the speck on the pane.
“Very good, Sir,” he replied, moving towards the infested area.
He assessed the situation and then strode to the magazine
rack.
“This should suffice,” he said, with a hint of mischief in his
voice. He picked out The
Science of Life, and advanced towards the window. Deducing
his intentions, I intervened.
“Good God, Man! Not that. It was a gift from HG
Wells.”
Chives begrudgingly retraced his steps, and plucked an
alternative.
“The
Illustrated London
News,
Sir?” he asked.
“Yes, yes,” I said, “but first show me the cover.”
He presented the face of the magazine towards me, as if it were a
vintage wine.
“Who is that, Chives?”
“I
forget her name, Sir, but I believe she succeeded in flying
from London
to
Australia.”
“Australia,
you say. Bravo! In that case it would be disrespectful to smudge
the old girl’s face, don’t you think?”
“As you wish, Sir, I will take care not to spoil the good lady’s
visage.”
He rolled the magazine, with the back cover facing outwards. I
resumed reading, but was soon interrupted.
“The elusive insect appears to have moved, Sir.” He discerned my
confusion, and continued. “Quite possibly, it has escaped through
the open window.”
“The devious blighter. Well keep your eyes open in case it
returns, Chives.”
“Of course, Sir. And if that’s all, Sir, then may I resume
attending to the fire in the housekeeper’s
quarters?”
“Yes, carry on, Chives.”
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 03:11pm IST 4 |

stephenterry
1882 Posts
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The
Fly
‘What’s that?’
Michelle sounded excited.
Strange, she’d taken her medication - an opium derivative mixed
with high-grade ectoplasm.
‘Stephen, look.’
I swiveled my head one-eighty,
and toggled the retina on my tungsten eyeball. The pupil focused
on the window pane.
Window pane?
Read: Eco-planetarium enclosure.
Earth year 8011.
Michelle and I were the lone
survivors of WW7. We were humanized invertebrates, in
old-fashioned terminology. Outside, galactic entities raged an
unceasing assault on our fortress.
Entities?
Read: alien life forms –
parasitic zealots.
Amos, my in-built computer, had
calculated that we had four minutes to live – give or take a
micro-second – unless…
…There wasn’t an
option.
Until my lens zoomed
in.
I fed the picture into Amos’ data bank for analysis. It took a
mind-boggling three minutes five seconds – Amos could
evaluate whole planetary systems in that time.
‘It’s a fly,’ I
said.
It’s a fly!
Michelle turned around. She moved
across and hugged me. ‘Oh, Stephen.’
I sucked in a breath. ‘Our
first.’
The slit in her face opened. Out
poured more – battalion after battalion.
Our army.
Genetically designed to feed on
the aliens.
‘Open the window,’ I
said.
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 08:46pm IST 5 |

Sucatraps
20 Posts
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How strict is the 200 words??? i've just written about 300 i think
its good, but if i need to i will try to whittle...
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 09:18pm IST 6 |

John Taylor
916 Posts
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I can't count for toffee, Sucatraps, and seeing as it's August, I
won't be bothering to count, either. On the other hand, I would
never discourage whittling. Follow your muse, and if that gets
nowhere, follow your fly, and we'll all enjoy the result. And
thanks Islander, Ron and Stephenterry for getting us off to a darn
crackin good start!
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| Wed, Aug 3 2011 11:02pm IST 7 |

MatthewEddie
47 Posts
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ADULT CONTENT ;) ooooo sexy sexy
fly in a stocking....
Oh God. Bugs - no. I shut the window tight
and watch him knock himself relentlessly into the window
pane.
I wash my hands vigorously in the sink and return to see him
still there trying to concoct a way into my sterile home. He
flies off and I relax for a moment until I think of the bathroom
window upstairs. Oh shit.
I dash up the steps by threes and through the bathroom doorway.
He found it before I - sneaky fly. I close the bathroom door and
lock him in so he can't contaminate all my house. His wings buzz
as I duck and weave to prevent contact.
I open the cupboard under the sink and yank out the glass
cleaner. I aim in his direction and pump the trigger seven times.
I tilt my head and listen for his dirty wings - nothing.
He's on the ground, soaking wet on his back with his tiny legs
motoring for solid ground. He flips and works his get away. I
can't let him live, not a fly.
I return to the cupboard and take out all the chemicals I find. I
grab the bucket from the linen closet and dump in the chemicals.
Ammonia, glass cleaner, disinfectant - tons, bleach - wait. Oh
shit.
well it's over 200 words, but they were so necessary I couldn't
help myself!
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| Thu, Aug 4 2011 09:32pm IST 8 |

Sucatraps
20 Posts
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A movement to
my right had caught my attention, I froze mid-movement and
focussed, my eyes darting to and fro. I had even stopped
breathing as my ears strained for even the slightest sound, not
that it helped, my heart seemed to be banging so loudly against
my ribcage it was like a set of bongo drums in my ears.
Something
moved and I spun on the spot instinctively bringing my gun up
so that I stared at the target directly over the guns
foresight. I had identified my target, the movement; the
massive threat I had almost shat myself for a moment earlier
had been a fly, which fluttered and flapped against the window
pane, granted this one was so big it looked like it could’ve
landed on a grape and squashed it, but I certainly wouldn’t be
boasting this story when I got back to base. Realising I’d been
an idiot, I started to relax, and began slowly releasing my
held breath. That was precisely the second when the poop hit
the fan.
As my breath
hissed softly between my lips and I watched as the fly crawled
on across the glass, it was like looking at one of those
‘magic-eye’ pictures you could pick up on any tourist stand in
any major city in the world. You were supposed to look through
the picture for long enough and you’d see big ben, a boat or
some shite like that. It could’ve been Pamela Anderson naked
for all I knew, or maybe I hoped, but all I could ever see was
a bunch of squiggly lines.
Watching now,
a whole new picture started to take shape, as my gaze shifted
beyond the fly and through the glass, I saw something, and what
I saw wasn’t a boat, and it certainly wasn’t Pamela
Anderson.
305
words
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| Fri, Aug 5 2011 10:30am IST 9 |

Guero Davila
251 Posts
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Monday brought the first.
On Tuesday, I’d noticed several, clustered on the frame,
occasionally fizzing in crazy arcs.
By Wednesday, a can of Nippon had decorated the glass with misty,
sprayed-on snowflakes, each surrounding tiny, see-through
silhouettes. A collection of little black corpses littered the
sill.
Thursday saw reinforcements, tens of them to start with, and as
the heat of the outside day intensified through the pane their
number grew, some lazily swaggering through a chemical residue,
many more crawling and circling and urgently pinging off the
glass, collectively droning their bloated, black chorus,
buzz-plink, buzz-plink.
The fact that I hadn’t dug deep enough, hadn’t buried her further
under the dry, parched earth, was something I’d need to address.
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| Fri, Aug 5 2011 10:06pm IST 10 |

Sucatraps
20 Posts
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The fly landed on the window pane,
The car was fast, so it left a stain,
Its blood was red, I thought how strange,
I do not think he’ll fly again.
The wipers I did flick the switch,
Their steady arc did spread the ich,
I sprayed the foam, I could see nicht,
And that is when I hit the ditch.
The car it did fly through the air,
It gave me such a mighty scare,
It first was here, and then was there,
It landed then, I know not where.
The mark I left was much the same,
The opposing side received my stain,
Bits of red, flecked pink with brain,
I do not think I’ll drive again.
I think I know how that poor fly felt,
With the hand, that fate had dealt,
He’d wish the glass, he did not pelt,
And I would wish I’d worn my belt.
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| Tue, Aug 16 2011 12:39pm IST 11 |

Caoimh
90 Posts
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(Dedicated to Tenacityflux, who planted the seed in my head!)
Denver looked up from over his book and watched the fly
walk across the base of the window.
"Why doesn't it fly?" he wondered aloud. "It has wings, it
should use them. What a waste."
He returned to the book, a Scottish novel about a boy who
devises ways of killing wasps. He glanced at his book, glanced at
the fly, then allowed the cogs in his head to turn and click into
place.
The fly was preparing its wings for take off when 'The Wasp
Factory' crashed down, transforming it from an insect into a
black smudge on the sill.
Denver wiped thefly remnants off of his book with a tissue
then sat back down to read the final few chapters.
"What a waste."
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| Mon, Aug 22 2011 01:42pm IST 12 |

Steffie
26 Posts
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I awoke in
a fit of nerves and confusion. My head was reeling and my stomach
squirming. I felt my t-shirt sticking to my back. That nightmare.
The same one I’ve been having for years was worse than it’s ever
been. Eager to fall back into reality, I leant out of bed and
switched on my lamp. I lay back onto the pillows and breathed
deeply.
A sudden movement caught my eye and I found my self staring at a
fly on my window. Disgusting insects, flies. Filthy little beings
which leave nothing but germs behind. I was slowly reaching for a
book to throw at it when I found myself stalling.
This fly, not unlike me, was trapped. Stuck on the inside looking
out at what could be. What should be. There was a world
out there to explore and here we were, looking out at it, wishing
we could do something about it. But resources were limited.
Responsibilities forbade it.
My barrier was my life. This Flies barrier was a window. Who was
I to end its life? To crush those hopes and dreams it may
have?
‘Oh, don’t
be ridiculous’ I laughed at my self. This fly was nothing but a
mindless piece of filth. I reached for the book and lobbed it at
the window. When it fell to the floor, the fly was gone.
I hope 229 words isnt too much?
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| Tue, Aug 23 2011 10:04pm IST 13 |

Slippers
94 Posts
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I am a cat, so please don't expect me to leave that fly
there.
I am a bird, I'll race you.
I am a dog, flies make me itch I'll beat you both.
I am a fly, come and get me fools.
Dog chases Cat chases Bird chases Fly laughs his head off as
Dog catches Cat catches Bird catches window and crack!
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| Thu, Aug 25 2011 01:24pm IST 14 |

Pazzo
1 Posts
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The
movement of the fly caught my attention and I turned to the
window. The hidden sun cast warm light on the streets below;
night was near. The fly buzzed and crawled up the glass before
casting away on the wind. My gaze followed and for a moment I
envied his freedom to roam. But really, desiring the precarious
and unthinking life of an insect was a betrayal of being human.
With a rueful smile I returned to my own measure of humanity, the
sluggish baby in my arms.
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| Thu, Sep 1 2011 10:39pm IST 15 |

John Taylor
916 Posts
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AUGUST CLOUDER'S CHOICE COMPETITION RESULTS
Well, some interesting entries here, and in so many different
genres, I find it hard to compare them. Guero: a fabulous idea
beautifully written – it deserves to be a full short story.
Likewise, StephenT. Ron – a lovely touch of Wodehouse. Pazzo, a
beautiful little picture...
But for the sheer inevitability of it's conclusion, this month's
prize – a subscription to Diptera Enthusiast incorporating
Mosquito Monthly – goes to Sucatraps for his second entry: a
suitably nasty rhyme that has lodged in my head.
Over to you for September, Sucatraps...
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| Fri, Sep 2 2011 05:33pm IST 16 |

Ron Blanco
209 Posts
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Thanks, John, I enjoyed that. Well done Sucatraps.
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