The Word Cloud

"That seems odd. Often we write on other people's walls - I'll leave a longer version of this on yours with a few more ideas." You could try posting something on my wall, Winter, to see if that works. And I'll send you a message to see if that ...

Many more laughs since I last looked in. Thank you all for joining in. I'm trying to summon up a brief corker re: me, but need a couple of cuppas first to make my brain function. I've woken, but it is foggy and groggy this morning!

I have a copy of Angels Game. How highly do you recommend it? Should I read it next? do I ask too many questions?

Just seen this quote on FB: "Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say, 'I wish I had' or 'I'm glad I did' " - Zig Zigler.

You're talking to the girl who fell into a man hole trying to make eye contact with a hot guy...

I was once sent for a long weight :-#

As an 18-year-old student working on a building site, I was sent to the stores for glass nails and a rubber hammer because they needed banging in gently. I did it only once.

I sent a newby to the garrison stores once for twenty left hand drive convertion kits for Landrovers as we were going on exercise to Germany. I laughed..... right up to the point when he arrived back with three four ton lorries full of kit. I ...

[CW has been distracted by real life these last few days, but having noticed this, is mighty impressed and is applying thinking cap to non-thinking brain. Stand by. But don't get too excited.]

Skylark, I don't think that dream needs much unravelling, does it, dearie? Keep trying :) Noodles, strange indeed. Some discomfort with being in your own skin/life? Yet your skin/life tells you not to worry, there's a plan? May need further ...

Prop :-) felatio eh? not exactly a 'tin of check paint'! I'm forever laughing at myself, I don't need tv :-)

Hewwo?

http://writing-community.writersworkshop.co.uk/members/profile/6575/pictures/10983/2 Just so people realise I'm not really a troglodyte.

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Sent one of our apprentices to the office for some felatio. He didn't come back so I thought about going myself.... In India several years ago, Her-indoors and I were staying in a beach hut for a few weeks. An Indian guy was on the train with us ...

I could write a book on embarrassing incidents! My most recent was last week at the gym when the seat on my excercise bike decided to give up the fight and collapse while I was mid, erm, cycle.

Old Harry has a lot to answer for, Debi.

Your book cover looks a little like a reincarnation of Keith Flint ... only not quite so scary :-) ... I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter ... lalalalala

Hmmm ... I'm with Emma. 'Old'? *Drums fingers and waits for grovelling retraction*