Alright then

Published by: AlanP on 21st Feb 2012 | View all blogs by AlanP
I'm sure Prop will forgive me a second Tuesday laugh then if we are lifting the mood.

Q - Why don't Gypsies use contraceptives

A - Because they have crystal balls and can see it coming.

Comments

9 Comments

  • Gerilyn
    by Gerilyn 3 months ago
    Did you make this one up? It's sounds like a home made joke to me. I'll score it a 5.5.
  • Jill
    by Jill 3 months ago
    Ha ha! It's Wednesday, but I'm still game for Tuesday's laugh. Off to view another. :)
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 3 months ago
    Geri, it may be DIY. If I have heard it then I don't recall. Is that marks out of ten? For jokes I'll take faint praise.

    Jill, giving yours some thought.
  • Ron Blanco
    by Ron Blanco 3 months ago
    Thanks to Fatty & Alan, the word cloud's comedy duo. I think Geri is being harsh though Alan, this is perfect for an adult christmas cracker.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 3 months ago
    Maybe it was marks out of 6 ;)
  • Noodledoodle
    by Noodledoodle 3 months ago
    Teehee :-)
  • Gerilyn
    by Gerilyn 3 months ago
    Now I have guilt. Perhaps I was judging a little harshly. Yes it would be a good Adult only chrsitmas cracker joke- possibly the Christmas sherry might give it an extra boost.

    I'll add my own joke on the same theme and you may feel free to judge mine as harshly as I judged yours:


    Q "What would I get with 2 balls in my hand?"
    A "A man's undivided attention"
  • sirtanicmills
    by sirtanicmills 3 months ago
    Definitely superior Geri, it works on so many levels its almost profound ;-)
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 3 months ago
    Topped!
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