Am I complete?

Published by: EzBloke on 2nd Feb 2011 | View all blogs by EzBloke
There are some amongst this learned fraternity that, having been around for aeons, are aware of my personal distress and mental anguish this time last year when I lost my beloved son Charlie (a large, loving, dribbling, purring, ginger cat.) I was distraught and, to be honest, I am sure I have not been the same since.

For the last four months, EzBird and I have been tentative hosts to two of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet. Uninvited, we have been blessed with the increasingly regular and increasingly longer visits of two (as yet unnamed) cats.

The first, one dark winter night, was a frightful sight. Investigating curious noises from the shed roof (hidden from the house behind pine trees) I was confronted with nothing but two bright, round, green eyes. No cat. Just eyes. Alice in Wonderland style (eyes not grin, granted) but even so. I was spooked and no mistake. And that was the last of that, I thought.

A month later, at work, I received a text from EzBird. "Am in lounge. Have visitor. Is gorgeous. Been here half an hour so far."

 "Ah yes. The pure black cat with the gorgeous green eyes." I replied.

"No..." she texts "I would say she's only just still a kitten. Tabby. And unbelievably cute."

"Eh?" Was my unresponsive text.

So. Here we are. Charlie's photo looks down upon our lounge from the mantlepiece and we are twelve months gone. Not one neighbour, across the road, across the alleyway behind, down the road, up the road knows of, has lost or knows who has lost two cats. One so black I have yet to be able to get a decent photo of him and one so soft and cute we have pre-emptively named her Mitts. (Short for mitten.) She obviously does not respond to the name but hell, I'm nothing if I'm not pig-headed. Puss-Puss (the black cat) also is an ignorant git, although we are considering he thinks his name is (shake of box of cat biscuits) although to be fair, so does Mitts...

Currently, and this is why the delay for the update (I guess it's like announcing a pregnancy too soon) the local vets have had no response to our enquiries and descriptive poster (like I said, we can't photo Puss-Puss without it being nothing more than a cat-shaped absence of colour or texture. Curious...)

They are beautiful and I fully believe ephemeral; no-one could lose these two cats and do nothing about it. No one. I revel in this time, in every precious moment.

Charlie has sent these two cat-gods to look after us, to cheer us up and it is working.

Pictures will follow. I promise.

Ez

Oh... forgot the point of this blog; I'm back. Be warned. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

:o)

Comments

35 Comments

  • Mcallan
    by Mcallan 1 year ago
    Great post Ezzy! I have lost quite a few dogs over the years so know the feelings very well. Our two current hounds are knocking on a bit, so I am dreading the inevitable, but for now they are fit so we'll enjoy them! You do sound very chipper too!
    *Manly hug with lots of backslapping*
  • Mighty Jock
    by Mighty Jock 1 year ago
    Hey guys,

    Not sure if this is the place to post this, but i've lost a cat?

    haha.. good luck with it, i inherited my moggy too. (actually i'm reliably informed he's a pedigree Brit shorthair) after about 12 months the 'owner' asked me if i'd like to do the right thing and return the cat. I declined. ;-) possession is 9/10s and all that. and the cat is free to come and go as he pleases.

    I think thats the thing with cats, you never own them, they just live with you for as long as it suits them. ;-)
  • Mighty Jock
    by Mighty Jock 1 year ago
    Oh yeah, forgot something - great post Ez, but lets cowboy up a bit eh?? people are reading this! ;-)
  • Autumn
    by Autumn 1 year ago
    Aw lovely mews EZ.

    And so Welcome Back! (My leaves shaketh....) post pics up anyway? x
  • John Taylor
    by John Taylor 1 year ago
    A cat-shaped absence of colour, Ez? Beautifully put. Our Jess is the canine equivalent. "Where's Jess? I can't find her anywhere!' 'On her bed.' 'I looked... Oh, there you are, Jess!' This conversation has happened at least once a week since October when we got her. She has a luminous collar for rampaging through the woods, just in case anyone thinks she's a black panther (see pics on my profile).
  • Mcallan
    by Mcallan 1 year ago
    We have the same trouble with our Black Lab Barney! He often follows me about and we have a corridor to a downstairs loo....I never turn the corridor light on...and many a time I have come out of the loo and fallen over said black dog!
  • Wrathnar the Unreasonable
    Cats employ humans for just three purrposes:

    1) Providing food

    2) Opening doors

    3) Occasional free massage

    but in return, they let us live in their houses, and co-operate when we want to play with string.
  • Tony
    by Tony 1 year ago
    Lol. How true, Wrathnar. They also use us to practice head-butting
  • Barry Walsh
    by Barry Walsh 1 year ago
    Welcome back Ez.
  • Daydreamer
    by Daydreamer 1 year ago
    Hi Ez welcome back. I was never an animal person, until I was left a dog by an old lady my wife and I worked for. This was a very famous lady, and by default a famous dog. It didn't matter to me I didn't want it or the responsibilty. Family and friends were queing up to take the dog, but the powers that be insisted we were left the dog and we should have the dog. Now not being a doggie person, if I had to choose one it would have to be a big, macho looking thing, but no we got left a Pekinese. Anyway I told my wife we would keep it for a couple of months then give it to one of the intrested parties. After two weeks my wife came home and found me playing with Looty, 'starting to like it eh'? she asked ' och it's not a bad wee spud' says I. We had Looty for five years until she passed away, it broke my heart, we now have two more Pekes called Muggles and Truffles. I thank that old lady every day for seeing something in me that I never knew I had, and for making me a more complete human being. Thanks for sharing about your pussycats, enjoy mate
  • Caducean Whisks
    by Caducean Whisks 1 year ago
    That's a nice story, daydreamer. Tony, the head-butting is to mark you as their territory - making you 'theirs' so to speak. Ez - good on yer, mate.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    McAllan! Cheers big guy. Truth be told I was a gibbering wreck when Charlie died. For weeks. And I still miss him today. But these two are amazing.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Mighty Jock! Funny! It is true that you don't own a cat, the cat owns you.
    As for cowboying up; is that as in Brokeback Mountain or Village People...? :o)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Cheers Autumn! I'm not sure the filth and profanity that I usually soil these virtual pages with is for you, though; I have been told that some of my blogs are like train wrecks; the pre-emptive, gut-wrenching horror is there but... you... just... can't... look... away... Har har har har! :o)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Ah yes, johnonceupon, that's the truth about black animals. Not only are they invisible on a dark night, but they are also, guaranteed to be right where you need to tread!

    Puss-Puss is the most glorious cat; I went out a couple of nights ago and he was sitting up in the bedroom window upstairs watching me leave but, I promise, the only thing I could see were his eyes. I couldn't make any other part of him out; no shape, no hint of an outline, just these two bright round eyes. It was fantastically disturbing!
  • maryluv
    by maryluv 1 year ago
    Are you complete, Ez? Yes, a complete softy! I suspect these lovely cats have worked that one out and will stick around to make the most of it. Hope so :)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    McAllan! I love dopey black labs! They are possibly the only dog I can tolerate. Well, labs in general. There are two great big softies in our street; one black one and one chocolate coloured (not flavoured) one, and both have me overcome my abject fear of dogs.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    That has to be the most neat and tidy, truthful summing up of the term "cat" that I have ever read, Wrath!

    They have the most incredible expressions too; the one I currently observe most is "you are not worthy. But you'll do."
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Tony! Charlie used to head-butt me all the time! These two don't. Yet...
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Hullooo PK! Thank you! Don't worry, all the soppy stuff will pour into this blog and I'll get back to tearing up politics, football and life in general in due course. I must admit, I do feel a brain-dump rant has been long overdue. It's like I've been too miserable to really enjoy losing my rag... sigh.

    :o)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Oooooh Daydreamer! Do tell! I like fame; I love the way I think it feels...! I'm quite happy to be shrouded in the mist-thick veil of third-hand fame; so who was your generous benefactor? (I'll give you a clue you who sprang instantly to mind; pink, prolific and powdered... )
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Whisks! That makes me feel even more special! I like the idea that Charlie nutted me into subservience! :o)
    What does it mean when they pee up your wall...?

    Actually, EzBird has been winding me up for the last couple of weeks with the idea that Mitts is pregnant. I'm not upset, I'm bloody terrified! She can have up to 6 of the little beggars and I wouldn't want to let any of them go! Aaaaaaaaagh! LOL.

    Ahhhh. I really need to get back to being mean and moody. Sigh.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Cheers birthday girl!

    I just feel sorry for you lot; with no way to replicate tactile experiences none of you will ever know just how soft Mitts is.
  • RichardB
    by RichardB 1 year ago
    We too have a cat (from Battersea) so intensely black that, had she been a male, I would have insisted on the name Vincent, after the classic motorbike. (Richard Thompson's Vincent Black Lightning wasn't the only model they did: there was also a Vincent Black Shadow.) This can lead to trouble, because our Polly has elevated the usual feline talent for getting under your feet to an art-form. And yes, she does a lot of head-butting. She is a sweetie.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Ah! UrbanHermit, and can you get a photo of her at all? All my attempts, and I do grant my inability to take a decent photo, are in vain. Puss-Puss just does not come out clear at all. I believe it is supernatural but EzBird may have a point about digital focussing unable to handle fuzzy outlines or deep blacks. I think I'm right and that Puss-Puss is, in fact, a deeply magical cat...
  • Gerilyn
    by Gerilyn 1 year ago
    I have a bolshy male tabby called 'Henry'. He's a proper blokey cat and has no manners: he drinks out of the loo... he attacks our feet when we're still in bed and he's decided it's time to get up.. he boxes us as we walk down stairs (giant paws shoot through the banisters just as my head is level with the landing). Last year he knocked out one of his fangs- fighting we think- he also has a torn ear from acting as 'doorman' to our garden. But I love him and I knows he loves me. When we moved we left him parade around the garden of the old house until we'd moved all our belongings. When it was time to introduce him to the new house I walked down to meet him, whistled him (he always comes when he's whistled) and walked him to the new place. He made himself at home immediately. Some mornings he walks me and the boys to school, he sits in the bushes near the school gates then walks me home again. He does the same when we walk to the local shop. When the boys were babies, Henry would accompany me around the block while I pushed the pram.

    He's almost 13 now and I've had him since he was 5 weeks old. But despite losing a tooth and having the odd scarr (just add to his manly appearance) the vet says in top health so I hope we have quite a few more years together yet.
  • CJ
    by CJ 1 year ago
    Awww, they sound lovely. Cats often adopt their humans rather than the other way round - if they're with you, they're happy.

    I had a right old bruiser - he was a small cat, but he came from the Dockyard and was tough as nails. I got him when I was a wee nipper (about 6 or 7), and he was barely 6 weeks old. When he died, he was 21 (I was 28); he was toothless and half senile, but I still loved him (I didn't take him when I moved out of my mum and dad's at age 19 'cos we decided he was too old and it wouldn't be fair on him... bugger went and lived for another 8 years after I left!) Unfortunately, he died because my dad ran him over - it was 5am and he'd just had a fire call (Dad, not the cat!), so off he sped, forgetting that Patches had gone a little doolally and had taken sleeping in the road. Add that to him being basically deaf, and my poor boy didn't stand a chance... :-(. Still can't blame Dad - it was a tragic accident, plain and simple. He was an absolute legend in his own lifetime, was my Patch - everyone knew who he was, and no one dared get a cat in the cul de sac, 'cos he was so territorial!

    Still, the pain was eased by my current babies. They're both knocking on for 13 now, but they're still kittens in my eyes. I got them when they were 5 months old - a friend of a friend of a friend (you know how it is!) told me his next door neighbour had a bunch of kittens locked up in a shed (yep, you read that right) and was going to call the RSPCA, but he knew I was after a new cat, and would I like one? I said yes immediately, and told him to bring two over - didn't care what gender, or what they looked like, just get them out of the hell hole sharpish. 3 days later, he turns up with a basket - inside are the two tiniest, most malnourished little angels you could imagine. Both of them black and white tuxedos with bright green eyes, you could count every bone in their poor little bodies. "You don't have to have them if you don't want them," the bloke says. "The RSPCA are coming later to pick up the rest." Yeah, like I was going to give them back... I just sobbed as we fed them a tiny meal (their bodies couldn't cope with proper sized meals) and cuddled them. During this time, we noticed that Rabbit (the female cat) was deformed - her hips and collar bone are wonky, she's missing half her teeth and she's got lumps on her ribs. Turns out she was probably trodden on or kicked when she was tiny, and had nearly every bone on her left side broken, but since no one did anything about it, they healed funny. Doesn't stop her, though...

    Despite their hard life, they both purred like outboard motors and showed us more affection that people think cats are capable of, and ever since then, hubby and I have had two little black and white shadows. They're still quite nervous cats, but once they know you, you couldn't ask for lovelier animals. They've never scratched or bitten intentionally (struggling because something has scared them doesn't count in my book), and Akira (my boy) is so soft, I'm sure he's part labrador (seriously, you've never seen anything like it. I spend every evening with a purry fur stole draped around my neck - he's so affectionate it's a bit embarrassing sometimes!)... Rabbit is a bit more cat-like in her outlook, and is very playful, despite her 'kitty disability' (she's not a great jumper due to her hips). Not bad for a couple of kittens thrown on the scrap-heap of life, really! :-)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Gerilyn! Henry would terrify me; neither Lucy, Charlies Tuxedo non-sister (it's a long story), nor Charlie were ever allowed out the front (It's a terrace onto a busy road replete with maniac drivers) so having a cat that follows you when you go for a walk is, to me, the most fantastic thing but I just would not be able to cope with the worry! :o) It will have to wait a couple of years for my retirement to a French farm where a walk in the woods (Whisks-style) is possible.
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Elysia!

    Isn't it strange how life goes? Lucy was a fireball when she was a kitten; so much so that the rescue centre wasn't going to let EzBird have her; they were going to have her put down instead. Thankfully my missus is not someone you say such things to and Lucy came home. Her early visits to the vet were spectacular; all screaming, fighting and lots of blood... and Lucy was just as bad! We had to wrap her in a blanket to get her injections as the damage she did with tiny teeth and four paws of claws was phenomenal. Then, one day, the vets got an Aussie locum. We put Lucy con basket on the table, and both turned round to take off our coats and put them on the chairs behind us. As we turned back, the basket lid was off, the cat was in mid air by her scruff, as her paws hit the table the needle was in her neck and almost empty! And then he let go. Lucy sat absolutely still on the table, eyes wide, mouth slightly open and I swear I heard a tiny cat voice inside my head say "what the fuck just happened...?"

    We asked for that vet (never did get his name...) every time from then on. When he left the surgery, the old man that Lucy had savaged on her early visits couldn't believe it was the same cat.

    In the end she was, and this is going to be meaningless without really thinking about it, a pussy-cat.
  • MinxieAD
    by MinxieAD 1 year ago
    You've been adopted Ez.

    My dog Amber is 13 in May, and I don't want to think about when the time comes because she's such a lovely dog, so I can imagine how you must have felt when you lost Charlie.

    Dogs don't have much choice really, but cats! They very often choose their owners, and that is quite special I should think.

    Can't wait to see the pics.

    Congratulations on the new arrivals hehe... x
  • Kate7
    by Kate7 1 year ago
    Woot on the pretty kitties! I have much love for the kitties, they are so awesome. So as you can imagine I liked this blog :3
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 1 year ago
    Ez. I only just came across this. I remember when you lost Charlie. Only a few short days ago Chloe, who had been a member of our family for over fourteen years was lost to us. Her health went very quickly and we were forced to give her a dignified way out. So right now I feel like complete shit, I am utterly in pieces and although I can type about it, I can't speak. If you could see me now you would have to revise the hard bastard image I try to promote from time to time.

    So, knowing how wretched I feel right now, now that what was inevitable has come to pass, would I go back fourteen years and not let her in to be part of our lives, to be loving, playful, chatty, and to play practical jokes on us (she did, really)? Not for a moment. She had a good life and made our lives better for being with us. And she was loved.

    If these two have chosen you, then don't think twice. Accept a stroke of luck. Open the door and let them in to stay. If any rightful owners turn up, deny everything :-)
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Minxie! I have, indeed, been adopted. Last night Mitts got onto the dining room table and curled up perfectly into EzBirds hat... EzBird is insistent that Mitts is "nesting"... I insisted that she "f*** right off."

    Cats, eh? Can't love 'em, can't leave 'em, can't sell their babies on ebay... oh... wait...
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 1 year ago
    Kate! Thank you! Pictures will be forth coming, I promise.
  • Mcallan
    by Mcallan 1 year ago
    Just been reading through these lovely heart warming tales from the cloudies. Makes ya go all warm and fuzzy! and I haven't been drinking!
    Alan mentioned his beloved cat playing playing practical jokes....well our black Lab, Barney, does too. He is 13, fit as a lop really and a puppy at heart.
    When anyone comes to the house, sons, g/friends/ he always steals a shoe and runs away with it. Then you will see his black face peek around the corner of a door. His head is shakng 'cos his whole body vibrates as he wags his tail (its a body wag really) and I swear he is smiling. He thinks he is so funny!
    If you ignore him he will creep into the room with the shoe, crawl on his belly and then try to pick up another shoe at the same time. Then we ask him for them back and this frantic scrabbling ensues as he attempts to pick them both up and escape!
    Its a hoot!
    Mac
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