Bye-byes
Have you ever had one of those days where nothing seems to go right?
I am trying to pen a witty ditty to invite some of the best colleagues I have known in my illustrious career to join me as I wave them goodbye and head out for pastures new.
It’s just... well... I can’t seem to get past this;
Some of you may know me
Some of you may not
Some of you may know what I do
Some of you may not
Some of you may like me
Some of you may not
Some of you are invited to the pub for my last day
The rest of you can fuck off
Sigh.
Ah well, suppose I should just keep it to myself, eh?
Oh... bugger.
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I've used it myself.
I am considering creating an email and setting a Date To Be Delivered timer on it for some time in the future
:o)
Some of you may not;
Some may wonder what I do,
Some may not care a jot.
Some of you may like me
(I can't imagine why)
Others may be saying, 'Who?'
Whatever. Time to fly
The coup. It's time to get away,
I'm off to pastures new.
That's cause for celebration, yes?
To the pub! Let's down a few.
Working with you all
But some of you, if I had a gun
Would be up against the wall
I can tell you that I'm going
To a place that's much less crappy
And I want to leave you knowing
That I've never been so happy
So come and have a drink or two
My mates and fellow boozers
And as for all the rest of you
I'll just say: "Later, losers!"
I wonder if my card company, Ez's F'Mee Cards, could branch out to "cards for people who are leaving to give to people who are not"? Or something less catchy...
When I finished working at one factory, I said my goodbyes in the afternoon, and before the afternoon was over, you didn't see me for the dustcloud from my sprint. And I never looked back.
:o)
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