Crutches. (As opposed to crotches, I suppose...)
"She stood up and stepped forward, something, quite possibly panic, or maybe terror, coursing through her. She stepped again and glanced to the sky, glancing up at the stars, whilst glancing and looking. That feeling, panic or terror, coursed through her, and she stepped back this time, and glanced over to her companion, who glanced back to her and stepped back, too. Indeed, panic coursed through him, as well. 'Hell!' she thought. 'What the Hell is going on?', and glanced up to the sky again. And took another step, this time forwards, whilst her companion stepped back. 'Hell!' he thought, as fear coursed through him, threatening to suffocate him. "What the Hell is she playing at?'. So they stepped together, glanced at the sky together, and THEN GOT THROWN IN THE BLOODY BIN FOR BEING CRAP!!!"
Oh, and don't forget 'ing ing ing ing ing ing ing ing ing... standing, stepping, listening, running, jumping, kissing, fretting, glancing, panicking... bloody inging everywhere!
Tee hee - okay, it's an exaggeration, but as you might have guessed, I've been identifying my crutch phrases - and that just about sums it up. Stepping, glancing, panicking, coursing and hell, uh, ing. What does that say about me, I wonder?
So - anyone else got any crutch words or phrases that crop up everywhere in their writing? Willing to share any tips (apart from find and replace - done that!) to go into writing physiotherapy to get yourself off those crutches?


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In every chapter I have tried to balance exposition/scene setting, dialogue/action, and reflection/background.
My main character can't do anything assertive- it's all involutary. She shuddered, involuntary. He took an involutary step backwards. I involunatrily slapped them both about the head for not being assertive enough.
One of the funniest things I have seen.
I used to 'seemingly' do everything. My characters also 'turn' a lot (although I am knocking that one on the head), and they used to quirk one eyebrow all the time (I think they did this because I can't, and I'd love to be able to!). Honestly, I have no idea how I am going to replace half these terms... it's a bit of a nightmare all round!
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