Got a Hideous Bot? Your Lifespam is Over

Published by: Spambot Rozzers on 29th Jul 2010 | View all blogs by Spambot Rozzers
Totally Unofficial, and with absolutely no powers of arrest whatsoever, SpamBot Rozzers at your service.

If you suspect a Cloud member of spamming, embedding bots or general plots of a subversive nature, tell the Cloud powers first so they can actually do something about it.

Then you can visit Spambot Rozzers headquarters (profile page) and post on the wall the name of the member in question and what crime they are alleged to have perper... purpa... purpletraitored... done.

That in itself will serve as an alert to fellow members of the community.  If you're not sure about a member, you are most welcome to use the wall to discuss with others if you think someone is a bit iffy or not.

Occasionally, the intimidating SR1 vehicle might splutter into action after the 17th attempt to start, and take roughly 14 hours to pootle over to the profile of the suspect.  Some inappropriate or amusing message on their wall will alert all decent law-abiding Cloudfolk that the suspect is under investigation and not to be approached without leopards.

All upstanding members of the community are welcome to pop by HQ for a chocky biccie and to check the most wanted list (who members are saying is currently being a naughty bunny that deserves a spanking back to try-learning-engrish-better-so-it's-not-so-obvious land).

Thank you for your attention.  That is all.

SpamBot Rozzers
*Out*

*Back in*

Is this thing still on?

*Out*  *Again*

Comments

6 Comments

  • Spambot Rozzers
    by Spambot Rozzers 1 year ago
    Currently hunder hobservation (through a state of the art child's kaleidoscope):

    Amina2000
    Baby10
  • mike
    by mike 1 year ago
    Baby10 has requested personal e.mails - but as she is not quite clear over what she is offering, I have declined whatever offer she might have made
  • Spambot Rozzers
    by Spambot Rozzers 1 year ago
    A cucumber and half a packet of Rolos were all that were found at her secret lair.
  • Weens
    by Weens 1 year ago
    I think I must have BO. The spambots all ignore me. Not that I'm complaining mind.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 1 year ago
    I also have had requests for my passion and my body from a deleted profile. Weens, don't you worry, we all love you anyway.
  • John Taylor
    by John Taylor 1 year ago
    Baby10 loves me too. Maybe she goes for bald heads.
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