Hot Rod (warning, sexual and crude content)

Published by: you on 20th Apr 2010 | View all blogs by you
All the girlies say I'm like a sniffer dog,
coz I can smell good pussy from across the bar,
I point you out, coz you're making me hard
lets film a porno.You're the star.

show me your tits, I'll show you a wad
get on your knees, I'm your only god
I'll explore your crotch like inspector morse
you'll beg me for more, and I'll say 'of course'
YEAH.


You're a cheeky little girl,
always gettin what you want
but I'm acting hard to get
coz you like 'em nonchalant
all these motherfuckers
they dont stand a chance
take my hand,
lets dance dance dance.

You're a dirty little bitch
with your legs around the pole
showing off your hips
I want to drill that hole.
I'd take you home right now
and your best friend, too
Stick my shaft in both your twats
fuck it fuck it fuck it
til your fannies are buckets.
HAHA!

All the girlies say I'm like a sniffer dog,
coz I can smell good pussy from across the bar,
I point you out, coz you're making me hard
lets film a porno.You're the star.

show me your tits, I'll show you a wad
get on your knees, I'm your only god
I'll explore your crotch like inspector morse
you'll beg me for more, and I'll say 'of course'
YEAH.


You know that I've been drinking
but I'm okay to drive
In my motherfuckin hot rod
I'm doing 65
That's the way I like it
and you both like it too
coz you know we'll all be at it
like bunnies in a petting zoo.

You're a cheeky ltitle girl
always getting what you want
but now I'm hard again
yeah, you like 'em big and long
I'm a womaniser,
I take them as they come
but girl, I know you're special
coz you take it up the bum
YEAH.

You will scream my name
You'll tell me that you came
Bri..he don't play games
I am your claim to fame.

Whoa, you know what's good for you
Whoa, you know it's right
Whoa, you know it's good for you
Beg for more.

All the girlies say I'm like a sniffer dog,
coz I can smell good pussy from across the bar,
I point you out, coz you're making me hard
lets film a porno.You're the star.

show me your tits, I'll show you a wad
get on your knees, I'm your only god
I'll explore your crotch like inspector morse
you'll beg me for more, and I'll say 'of course'
YEAH.

Comments

11 Comments

  • zomb00
    by zomb00 2 years ago
    cant wait to get the mp3!
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 2 years ago
    Hmmm. I like it... but I have no idea why...
  • you
    by you 2 years ago
    hahaha ;)
  • Weens
    by Weens 2 years ago
    If you are posting something with sexual content, you should give a warning at the top that your piece has sexual content. There are some people on here that would be offended. Fortunately, I'm not one of them, but you don't want people coming down on you (and that is NOT meant in a sexual way))
  • Tony
    by Tony 2 years ago
    Get kicked in the nadgers much?
  • Topdog
    by Topdog 2 years ago
    Heartily agree with the sentiments (what hot-blooded male wouldn't?) even if they were rather crudely expressed. It is a tad over-reminiscent of 'Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound gang, though.
  • you
    by you 2 years ago
    Aha! Thanks for the heads up, Weens. If you guys must know, they're lyrics for a character/rapper I invented called BadManBri.
  • Minxie
    by Minxie 2 years ago
    are you sure you want to call him Brian?

    hehe

    Minxie

    ps: YES post a warning, or some kind of an alert to let people know so we can obviously avoid reading this kind of thing... I'm particularly sensitive, so an email letting me know NOT TO READ would be very good of you...
  • zomb00
    by zomb00 2 years ago
    My profile music is one of BadManBri's songs.
  • you
    by you 2 years ago
    Mine too
  • Minxie
    by Minxie 2 years ago
    lol...

    it has got a certain ring to it.

    and until now, i hadn't heard of BMB... so the publicity stunt is going well hehe

    have you ever heard of brian and the snails? it was my brother's band in brighton and they went on to be called the moaning minnies? i think that's what's throwing me, my brother's called brian ! but that was a long time ago... not him being called brian, but the bands...

    like his music - good going hungies...

    minxie
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