I don't wish to alarm you all but........
Now then folks. Here in Mcallan Mansions it is a tradition that the
master of the house (that's me...shhhh...don't tell Mrs Mac!) has
to read old Charlies 'A Christmas Carol'.
If I don't get it read by Christmas Eve, then Christmas just wont happen. Now, I'm not talking about my own family Christmas; I'm talking about everyone's feckin' Christmas!
That's right...if I don't get the thing finished, then the whole thing is off! Turkey/goose, pigs in blankets, mince pies (yuk)...they will all vanish...AND...no pressies for anyone!
Normally I have it done and dusted by now....but this year, what with one thing and another, I haven't even started it yet! The main reason being that I lost my well thumbed copy in the house move! (maybe the removal men nicked it!)
Ok....I hear you say it's only a hundred pages or so...but it's not that simple. I have to read it at home by the fire with a glass or two of malt, reading it at work in quiter moments just doesn't count. So, you holler, there are still plenty of evenings left...but there aren't! It's festive pub quiz tomorrow and party the night after...then it's Christmas Eve!
*Mac scurries off to read....and pour more whisky!*
Mac x
If I don't get it read by Christmas Eve, then Christmas just wont happen. Now, I'm not talking about my own family Christmas; I'm talking about everyone's feckin' Christmas!
That's right...if I don't get the thing finished, then the whole thing is off! Turkey/goose, pigs in blankets, mince pies (yuk)...they will all vanish...AND...no pressies for anyone!
Normally I have it done and dusted by now....but this year, what with one thing and another, I haven't even started it yet! The main reason being that I lost my well thumbed copy in the house move! (maybe the removal men nicked it!)
Ok....I hear you say it's only a hundred pages or so...but it's not that simple. I have to read it at home by the fire with a glass or two of malt, reading it at work in quiter moments just doesn't count. So, you holler, there are still plenty of evenings left...but there aren't! It's festive pub quiz tomorrow and party the night after...then it's Christmas Eve!
*Mac scurries off to read....and pour more whisky!*
Mac x


16 Comments
I hope you read it in time because I was expecting it to be Christmas Day on Sunday! I would hate to have to postpone it!
I'm sure you'll come up trumps, maybe on Saturday night.
I've every confidence in you.
Barb...I have watched the movie already...but that doesn't count!
Minxie...recording it also breaches the very complicated 'Christmas won't happen rules'...but good idea!
I agree Aonghus, it is a very well crafted book, and also crammed full of political comment amongst the seasonal cheer.
Hope you found your copy Geri!
Promise to read the rest tonight before pub quiz...that's if the malt holds out...oh no!..another crisis!
or if you get desperate the elevator pitch?
When Santa bought me a Kindle last year the first thing my daughter did was to slap into it a copy of the master work, available for the princely sum of nothing at all.
Alan...rumour has it that Santa is bringing a Kindle down our chimney this year...so the problem should be resolved!
That's a good tradition...hey could we not all split it??
Happy reading - and drinking :)
Christmas can now go ahead as scheduled. I've already been in touch with Santa and he was getting a bit worried I can tell you and one or two of the elves were having stress issues. Rudolph was calm as always and was having his nose polished. I've given Santa the best route as usual, and he tells me that he has pressies for everyone!
Merry Chritmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas..:)
Mac x
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