My mind doesn't work.
I don't think the same way other people do. I don't think I'm a
real person. I don't think.
Near enough everything I do is in pursuit of laughs, which could
be bearable, but my sense of humour is my undoing. It matches
nobody else's. I do and say things which nobody else would do or
say, only because to me it's funny. The fact that nobody else
would do it is what makes it funny to me.
It's just all so absurd, I don't even see it as a problem when
I'm doing it. I only ever see the funny side, I know my actions
all have consequences, but in the heat of the moment I get caught
up with the 'funny' and nothing else enters my mind. I just
assume that they (everyone else) will laugh along with me and
praise me for it, instead I'm left facing a full room of blank
stares and the shared expression of 'What the hell. . . Is he
being serious? You just don't say/do that. He should
leave.'
My friends, my die-hard friends who've always stuck by me despite
my horrendous attitude towards everything, even find themselves
falling victim to my humour every now and then. I love them all,
I don't mean to offend them, but I do it, and they forgive me,
but I know it's killing them. I don't want to make them hurt =/
They're everything to me.
I asked my ex girlfriend whether her homosexual brother is a
'giver' or a 'taker'. I didn't even understand why she was angry
over this until after we split up.
Gah. I always make jokes like that, just stupid jokes. But
analysing that 'joke': I didn't do it because of the homosexual
element of it or the whole "GIVER/TAKER" thing, that part didn't
even enter the mental equation, just the fact that 'I'd say that
to her.' is what the joke was, that I'd be so obviously
out-of-line for no real reason. That was the punchline. It made
sense in my head.
I hate being me. I don't think like other people. I don't think.
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..ehh.. sorry about speaking my mind if its a bother. Just what you said made me think and type what the thoughts i was thinking of.
Andrew.
A 'joke' I hear a lot goes something like this: "I don't care if you're a lesbian, as long as I can watch!"
This always makes me want to bury an axe in their head, but they don't get why it makes me angry!
Homosexuals get a lot of stick, and get constantly disrespected in ways that heterosexuals never have to deal with. They would never understand, so we just have to live with it. But you can't expect us to like it.
Thanks for the comment anyway
You're human and the fact you're realising that your humour is a little..different makes you even more human than you really know. You don't think? Yes you do. You thought to write that piece -- you can think before you make jokes.
You're one of the most unique people I know, and being blunt...you can be an idiot sometimes but I know what you're thinking when you do the things you do/know what's going through your head. Humour IS the spice of life, and you're one of the funniest people I know. You respect your friends. You need to learn to respect them more by thinking before you do something that might piss them off.
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