Others are quite good at it though
Following on from my
previous blog post, I'd like to report that I've found someone
who is quite good at self-pub in the digital age.
Pamela Redmond Satran - one of those Americans whose name sounds suspiciously like a rather forced anagram of a real name - started a blog called How Not To Act Old. She built it up rapidly in two months, then sold a book proposal to HarperCollins in the US. Her tips will work much more for non-fiction writers than those of us writing novels - but still, her thoughts are worth following.
You can find them here. Personally, I think I've always tried to jump straight to her step 10, and tried to avoid all the bother of the first 9. A mistake, just possibly.
Pamela Redmond Satran - one of those Americans whose name sounds suspiciously like a rather forced anagram of a real name - started a blog called How Not To Act Old. She built it up rapidly in two months, then sold a book proposal to HarperCollins in the US. Her tips will work much more for non-fiction writers than those of us writing novels - but still, her thoughts are worth following.
You can find them here. Personally, I think I've always tried to jump straight to her step 10, and tried to avoid all the bother of the first 9. A mistake, just possibly.


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As to her ten "helpful" points. I used to service my own car in the days when it was still possible without a mainframe computer and a PhD in combustible gas extraction. I remember the Haynes manual once led me to need to change a particular seal. It said to release the seal first remove flange bracket number 7 (see 9:43) in order to access the fixing bolt. Undo the bolt and lift off the cover to expose the seal. When you turn to 9:43 to move the bracket it begins, "To remove flange bracket number 7, first remove the engine (see 1:15)..... What I mean is, her hints and tips are not the core of the challenge.
If I had a time machine I would go back and try to put myself in the place of someone like Helen Fielding (not literally, obviously) and write a column, which is what blogs essentially are, get it in a top selling magazine, make a book and a movie and everything else. In other words rather as in "first remove the engine", it's easy if you say it fast.
And , btw, when you've got that time machine sorted, can you let me know? I'll give you a fiver if I can ride it with you.
There are many things I will do with my time machine, not least of which is write a book. In the meantime I plan to get a life insurance policy on Wrathers and a few bets down on the world cup. 'Fraid it's a single seater, but if you want to give me a message I'll deliver it to you. All time travel stories need a good paradox or two.
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