Query Spoof
Dear Unspecified Agent,
I came upon your profile through eharmony.com. After reviewing your agency website, I firmly believe my manuscript could be puddy in your well formed hands. I also like long walks on the beach and sing Sinatra lyrics in the shower.
The world of ‘SAVATAR’ will blow your proverbial socks off. Agent Marmucker has been dealing with the loss of his limbs since the bubblegum factory explosion of 2087. On a secret mission to planet Hooters, Agent M. will have the occasion to live a normal life once more. Through technological mindmelding means, he will incarnate the body of an eleven foot tall native boogyfry named ‘Crut’ and infiltrate their tribe. The knowledge he acquires will change his perception of the human race forever. He alone can prevent a war between the two planets by taming the flaming Spleagle-whats and becoming chief of the boogyfry tribe.
Oh yes, and he SAVES THE WORLD.
This is my first almost finished book and I have been writing for non-stop for…..five whole days. I think this could really be the next big thing- bigger than Harry Potter and Twilight put together. I am dead serious. Dead. Serious. Even my neighborhood psychic Sabine says there’s no doubt that SAVATAR will take the world by storm, and she totally predicted Michael Jackson’s disappearance (he’s still alive, btw) - so trust me when I say that this is a win-win.
Thank you for your time,
Sleep Deprived in Detroit
http://creepyquerygirl.blogspot.com/


9 Comments
Agents in England must be scouring their intrays for a replacement to Foyle's war. This is a TV series about a policeman in Hastings - a seaside resort on the kent coast -and it takes place during the second world war There is no sex, drugs or rock and roll.
As the war ended in 1945, the series ended too. But such is the popular demand, the series is to
continue though the post war years On a sunday night too!!!
And Mike, a replacement for a Touch of Frost, look how popular that prog was.
Though if you make it all about 'mother earth' and 'the environment' and imply that all us humans are 'evil planet killers' (So it's really really topical!), and you make it in "Super Universal Camera Kontrol(because starting with a K makes it 'cool') System 3D" you'll set the world alight!!!
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