The Word Cloud

'SHOULD'VE LEFT THE BUGGERS UP THE TREES'.

  
 It really was a stupid plan,
 For evolution to create man,
 What was this supposed to achieve?
 Should've left the buggers up the trees.

 But no! you let them down to walk,
 Then later on they start to talk,
 But before that they use thier mind,
 To make daft things of every kind.

 Firstly basics from wood & bone,
 Then knives & spears from wood & stone,
 Then iron came into thier hand,
 And mayhem spread across the land.

 'Coz by then the wheel came out,
In massive armies they roamed about,
Waring & killing they roamed quite free,
Should've left the buggers up the tree.

Then one said,"Let's name one king,
And let him do most anything",
But others said,"That's not right",
So once again they began to fight.

So battles raged on & soon 'wise' ones,
Had made new weapons & called them guns,
Now killing's quicker,spreads like disease,
Should've left the buggers up the trees.

Centuries passed & wars went on,
Then came the 'ape' who made a bomb,
"Now we'll kill hundreds as we please,
Or even thousands if we include disease".

Finally 'apes' made the super bomb,
It destroys the world & everyone,
Evolution said,"Come down ape please,
'Coz soon enough you'll have no trees".

So evolution you're to blame,
For killing,disease,fire & flame,
The world would see none of these,
If you'd left the buggers up the trees.

Murfy.