'THAT BEAR ATE MY PANTS' LIVES!
Like Frankenstein's Monster, it rises from the cold slab. Of my
hard drive. Then it eats my brains and wrecks the joint.
No! Wrong movie, sorry.
This one is about a soon-to-be-successful writer and the project which is his pride and joy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls; dogs, cats, guinea pigs and at least one person who has a profile picture of a walrus; my book, 'THAT BEAR ATE MY PANTS!' is finally available for public consumption*
*Do NOT attempt to eat this book. A Kindle may look tasty, but it has small bits which will get up your nose. Tony James Slater cannot be held responsible for injuries sustained in such a manner.
Anyone thinking of buying it, please go here: http://amzn.to/thatbear
(You may have to cut n' paste - I still can't figure out how to make a link.)
You have my deepest, most sincere thanks.
Anyone not thinking of buying it, thank-you anyway. But think hard - you've got all day to change your mind. Tony still loves ya baby!
And here is a picture of the front cover, to tantalize your taste-buds further. But please see above for rules about not eating it. Food for thought...
No! Wrong movie, sorry.
This one is about a soon-to-be-successful writer and the project which is his pride and joy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls; dogs, cats, guinea pigs and at least one person who has a profile picture of a walrus; my book, 'THAT BEAR ATE MY PANTS!' is finally available for public consumption*
*Do NOT attempt to eat this book. A Kindle may look tasty, but it has small bits which will get up your nose. Tony James Slater cannot be held responsible for injuries sustained in such a manner.
Anyone thinking of buying it, please go here: http://amzn.to/thatbear
(You may have to cut n' paste - I still can't figure out how to make a link.)
You have my deepest, most sincere thanks.
Anyone not thinking of buying it, thank-you anyway. But think hard - you've got all day to change your mind. Tony still loves ya baby!
And here is a picture of the front cover, to tantalize your taste-buds further. But please see above for rules about not eating it. Food for thought...


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My only query is; how are you going to sign my copy if it's digital? :D Good luck with the rest of the day, Tony xxx
Not doing too badly though. As of 2pm I'm hovering around Sales Rank 748!
I'm listed in 3 categories; I'm no. 2 in 2 of them and no. 3 in the third! And it's still early days - not many people home from work yet...
But don't rest up! Tell your friends! PLEASE!!!
Love
Tony
I haven't checked my sales rank in a while - don't want to turn into one of 'those'!
I did happen to visit Amazon.co.uk though, and if you do the same - and look at the Kindle books, in the 'travel' category (I think they call it 'travel and holiday' on Kindle, for no apparent reason) - and now scroll down the list... there I am! At number 9.
Not bad, eh!
Especially when you consider that Bill Bryson is just below me at number 11...
Big Cheesy Grin Time!!
Tony
I'm already laughing. Stomach muscles everywhere will thank you :P
The only question is... what next eh? Where do I go from here? Coz I am absolutely knackered, and really not in the mood to get up and start marketing again tomorrow! Advice welcome...
And... sleep. Ahhhhh!
No one deserves this more than you :o) xxx
Thanks again folks, I'm so chuffed to have you all helping me out!
Tony
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