The Reality

Published by: Tony on 30th Nov 2011 | View all blogs by Tony

I thought I would tell you what I was doing earlier this evening – using terms inspired by a comment of Wrathnar the Unreasonable on another thread.

I conjured up in my mind thoughts about a mythical invisible being, the result of the imaginings of some mediaeval conmen (mediaeval was Wrathnar’s term, though in my mind they were quite a few centuries older than that.) And I asked a group of friends to do the same thing, which they were happy to do.

I’ve had constant muscular pain in my let arm for the last eight weeks. I’m not sure what caused it, gardening possibly; I expected it to wear off after a few days or a week or so. But it didn’t. It’s just been there, day in, day out, always sore.

My friends started to verbalise their thoughts about these conmen’s mythical  invisible being, and to invoke its help with regards to the pain in my left arm. There we were, like a bunch of morons, speaking into the empty air requesting medical and physiological intervention from a fairy tale character.

OK, just to be clear, what we were actually doing was praying to the living God who created me and who loves me. We were exercising a gift of healing from God, asking him to take away the pain and fix whatever had caused it – a perfectly logical thing to do. Elysia delighted us the other day with how her Lucy fell into her toy box. She called to her Mummy to help her. Of course she did, it’s only natural; she knew her Mummy loves her and would get her out. What could be more natural than for me to turn to my heavenly Father who loves me, for help.

One man’s imaginings of ancient conmen.

Another’s constant Friend, Lord and loving Father.

My arm? Well for those who are interested, all the pain is gone. I can lift heavy articles without wincing, again. I want publicly to give thanks to God for healing me.

Comments

29 Comments

  • TheApprentice
    by TheApprentice 5 months ago
    Yahoo! I love it when Jesus does the stuff he loves to do.
  • Caducean Whisks
    by Caducean Whisks 5 months ago
    Good on you, Tony. Pleased your pain's gone.
  • CJ
    by CJ 5 months ago
    :-) This made me smile, Tony - any account of someone finding happiness or peace is always something good. Whilst people may not always see eye to eye (like you and Wrath), your belief has brought you happiness, and that is the most important thing.

    (And for the record, falling in the toybox has now become something of a game... little monkey!)
  • Noodledoodle
    by Noodledoodle 5 months ago
    Tony, this was lovely. Glad you are pain free and thank you for sharing your experience x
  • Damien
    by Damien 5 months ago
    Another example of how faith conquers all...
  • MinxieAD
    by MinxieAD 5 months ago
    I'm glad your arm's better Tony.

    I don't believe in God.

    I always wonder why he helps some and not others? I suppose the answer is you have to have absolute faith and trust in him.

    Despite my view (which isn't meant as a slur) it must be nice to know in your heart that he is there for you! Unquestionably believing is the key. Enviously yours... Minx
  • TheApprentice
    by TheApprentice 5 months ago
    Hi MinxieAD, I was 18 when I became a Christian, before then I didn't believe at all, in Jesus, God, nothing. Then my dad said to me one day, look if you want to know if he's there, just ask him. If you really want to know, he'll show himself to you in a way you can't mistake. So I did, and yep Jesus did show me he was real in quite a dramatic way.

    He's for everyone, not just a few
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    I've never burdened the big fellow with direct personal requests. ...Except once or twice when asking for the odd flush draw in a poker game or asking that a horse run a wee bit faster.


    There is a danger in going to the wishing well when you don't need to or relying on divine intervention to overcome stupidity, fate or bad luck.

    That is not to say that I don't believe in an eternal spiritual entity.



    But for me it is not in his remit to deal with the odd muscle spasms.

    I would presume that this work is subbed out to lesser sorts in the miracle production division of God plc.

    Just my view, not written on any tablets of gold anywhere...


    Prop
  • MinxieAD
    by MinxieAD 5 months ago
    Hi The Apprentice.

    I know people who have had similar experiences.

    Thanks - I do sometimes talk to 'him upstairs'.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 5 months ago
    I don't believe in God. Not with any form of attitude, I just don't. Perhaps it goes with the territory of being a scientist and an engineer, Whatever, I don't. I have no issues with those who do and I treat them with the respect that I expect from them.

    Today I received what I think I might call a break. Somewhat more significant than a painful arm mending if I may make so bold. Anyway, I asked no help or favour of anyone or any thing. Yet I have the outcome I hoped for. I think I'll put it down to my good fortune.
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    Thank you all for your contributiuons and different points of view, and for your kind comments re my arm.

    Prop's hypothesis sounds perfectly logical. It's the way we humans would have organised things if we'd been in charge, isn't it? But the wonderful thing about Christianity is that everyone - no exceptions - has access straight to God through his son, Jesus. As the Bible puts it, "There is ons God and one mediator between God and man, the man Christ Jesus." So no one gets palmed off with an underling.

    And as for not wanting to 'use up' His good will on more trivial matters, what the Bible has to say about that is very interesting, too. Most people know, regarless of whether or not they believe the message, that Jesus tought the people the good news (the gospel) about the Kingdom of God and salvation from our sins. That wasn't his whole message, however. He spent as much time healing people's sicknesses and diseases as he did teaching them about God. When he sent out the appostles, the Bible says, "He called his twelve desciples together and gave them power and authority ove all demons, and to cure diseases. He sent them out to preach the Kingdom of God and to heal the sick." It's all part of the same package.

    When Peter was writing about Christ's death for the forgiveness of our sins, he said, "...who Himself bore our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, having died to sins, might live for righteousness - by whose stripes [from the flailing of his back] you were healed." So it's all tied up together. No need to hold back, prop. This well won't run dry!

    Minxie makes a good point, wondering why God seems to help some and not others. With regards to healings, this is a mystery. Even Jesus didn't heal everyone. We do know it was nothing to do with some being less worthy than others, or those that were healed being somehow more worthy - I can vouch for that, believe me! We have to accept the sovereign nature of God "in whom all thing work together for good" whether we are able to understand it at the time, or not.

    In a more general sense, God's help IS very definitely available to all. The Bible says, "He is not willing that ANY should perish, but to as many as received Him, to them He gives the power to become the sons [and daughters] of God." Sadly, many CHOOSE not to receive Him. But while we have life we can always reverse that choice. God doesn't hold grudges :-) the Bible says, "If you seek [him], you shall find [him]" - as Appy proved for himself when he was 18.
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    A few points...

    The Bible is now in its King James form, at least a third hand translation and parts of it are 2200 years old. So I think that it loses alot if you go too literal.

    Many religious doctrines included adverts of the time. The idea of washing hands feet and faces five times a day is a public health advert. Same is true for burying the dead as quickly as possible. To include these things in religious doctrines helps enforece them and get a greater compliance with the general populace. Not sure if the body of Christ and the blood of Christ bit of Holy Communion is a diet or canabalism....

    Going too literal also opens things up to direct criticisms from agnostics and athiests. These can deflect from the whole premise and reduce both sides of the equation to a farce.

    the Jovy guys who beat on the door and ask me if I have seen God today, and I reply "I didn't know he was missing." deserve all the stick they get for intruding into w2hat is a very personal matter. I knew an ex Jovy witness who told me they are sent out deliberately to get doors slammed in their faces so that the idea that they are safest among their own kind is re-enforced.

    Organised religion.....err not really for me.

    But to each, his own, for me, the night sky or the grandsons' smiles are enough for me to know that this just can't be an accident of physics.
  • Spangles
    by Spangles 5 months ago
    I'm very pleased to hear that your arm is better, Tony. Personally, I don't see anything odd in what you and your friends did at all.

    And Alan, I am delighted to hear your news. I remember you mentioning tests some time ago, so I assume that they're the source of the outcome you wanted. You must be incredibly relieved.
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    Thanks, Spangles. Sounds like your good new is good indeed, Alan. So pleased for you.

    I do like your last para, prop. As the Bible, itself says, "The heaven's declare the glory of God." You are so right.

    Much of the King James Version used as its source Tyndale's (and others') translations from Erasmus' Greek and his Latin New Testament translations; and the Latin Vulgate and the Septuagint. It wasn't so much a 'new' translation as an improvement on Tyndale's already excelent work. However, more modern English translations such as the New International Version and the American Standard Version, for example, are not at all 'third hand'. They have used the earliest surviving copies for the original Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek texts - and as older and older early manuscripts are discovered, they constantly reveal how uncannily accurate our our modern translations are. Christians believe the original text of the 66 books that make up the Bible written by about 40 different men over an approximately 4000 year period, were each God-inspired. The amazing accuracy with which it has been preserved and translated over recent centuries would suggest that He has kept a watching brief, too, over the hundreds of scholars and theologians who have undertaken the task. The fact that parts of it are (more like) 6000 years old, with the New Testament books dating from arround 1900 years ago, only makes it more amazing how relevant its teachings are for us, today.

    As to the communion bread and wine, Jesus often used the verb To be in a figurative manner. He said, "I am the door," "I am the way, the truth and the life," "I am the true vine," "I am the Good Shepherd." None of these was litterally true; they were all metaphors to help his listeners understand him a little better, and they were recognised as such, both then and now. When he took the bread at the Last Supper and said, "This is my body broken for you," and the wine and said, "This is my blood shed for you. Eat and drink it in remembrance of me," his disciples knew he was talking figuratively; it was perfectly clear. He used a, frankly rather revolting image, to shake them out of their complacency and wake them up to the seriousness and eternal importance of what was about to take place at Calvary.

    Equally the Bible is quite clear when it is talking literally. There is nothing figurative in the text when it talks about healing.

    I take your point, prop, about laying ourselves open to criticisms, which as you say could deflect attention from vital issues. To pick and choose which parts of Biblical teaching to defend and which parts to ignore on the grounds that atheists or agnostics might ridicule them, is however a deadly path, down which I, for one, would never dare to travel. If the Bible is not true - and I mean from cover to cover - then it is not worth defending at all.

    And, in fact, who am I kidding? It was the great theologian Charles Spurgeon who, when asked how he would defend the Bible, replied, "You don't defend a lion; you let it loose."
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 5 months ago
    Spangles. Thank you. You have a very good memory. In fact I had something of a false dawn some time ago. I was foolish enough to announce it to the world, including on these pages. Reality turned out to be different. Since that moment I have been leeched, probed, penetrated, stabbed and sampled until finally there was nothing more to do. I appear to remain a mystery but I do not have cancer; below a 0.5% probability that is. That will do for me.

    It's interesting. I am not a stupid person and not belonging to any of the available religions I believe that dead is rather dead. Yet I wasn't frightened. I was pissed off. Now I am not pissed off. I think I may write something.
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    Tony, I think in explaining the acts of communion you have made my point for me that the lessons of the Bible (most of which are also included in the other two Abrahamic religions) are metaphoric.

    It would be impossible to comment (for me or anyone else) on the veracity of the translations unless you have a full understanding of Arimaic or old Greek. I don't , so I will only speculate that the possibility for the "modern" translations to have been editied a bit for updating. Divine inspiration or not.

    I admire you your faith. But I dont envy it. I am happy enough mulling about with my own interpretations which would not be too far from yours if you accept the idea of metaphoric lessons from stories about how to live a just life.

    As long as the lesson is true, the story is relevant. True or not. Arguing about the vintage of wine from water is absurd.


    Alan, intregued....elaborate please when it suits you.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 5 months ago
    Prop, it is not entirely related to this debate, but.. A while ago, with ironically enough a touch of tendonitis I went to see my doctor, who turned out to not be my doctor as my doctor had retired some years ago. For reasons to do with targets, I suspect, he decreed I should have a blood test as I am over fifty. Following that I had the pleasure of seeing a lady doctor who felt obliged to shove a finger up my arse; this was not as pleasurable as one might think but at least she had small hands. I was subsequently sent to see a man with large hands in the hospital who decreed that a scan was in order if the next blood test was unsatisfactory. It was. The scan was inconclusive, resulting in further internal probings and ultimately in the insertion into my nether part of an ultrasound probe armed with a projectile device for the taking of direct samples. This occurred last week and, for the avoidance of doubt, hurts like fuck. Nevertheless under a microscope there is no sign of the dread disease, so a cloud has lifted.

    And there you have it.
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    See General "Stormin" Norman Shwartzkopf's Bio. Inspirational on several levels.

    I had an aids test when I rotated out of Africa in the late 80's and had to have the re-test as in those days false positives were common. so I understand your "reprive" completely.

    Thanks for that. and enjoy the feeling.

    Prop
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    To 'not too far' prop: Agreed :-) I'd just re-itterate, though, that the Bible is pretty clear when it is being litteral and when it's meant to be interpreted metaphorically. We must be careful not to disregard certain teaching by claiming it's not meant to be taken literally when it is.

    To Alan: It's great you've got the all-clear. I had that same ultrasound probe insertion a couple of months ago, with the projectile sample taker. (I like your discription.) I'm sorry it hurt you so much. With the local anaesthetic I felt hardly any pain. I found it very uncomfortable but each sample was just like a slight pinprick, not pleasant - I was glad when they finished - but not sore, either. Of the twelve samples taken, eleven were fine and one was slightly abnormal, but nothing to worry about, they said. So that was good.
  • Ron Blanco
    by Ron Blanco 5 months ago
    Tony, I think that irrespective of whether God exists, your example shows that the power of belief can work miracles.
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    Hi Ron, that's certainly another pov. It's not one that I would find at all easy to accept, just as some here don't find it easy to accept the existence of God.

    I do believe in 'mind over matter' to an extent and I expect some people can achieve more than others in this direction. If suffering some temporary pain - for example, having banged my thumb with a hammer, or say, toothache for a longer-term example, I sometimes simply tell myself to ignore the pain. The thing about pain is that it tends to grab our whole attention and keep on dragging us back to concentrating on the pain and how sore it is. With our mind we can choose not to pay attention to it and I have found this can lessen its effect. (I've only done this very occasionally.)

    However, that experience is quite different from have the source of the pain healed. So while I can believe in the power of the mind to influence how we perceive (for example) pain, I can't believe that Belief, itself can work miracles - perhaps for some it can? But not me, I'm afraid. I 'believe' that God can work miracles, but it's God who works the miracle, not my belief that He can. I mean, some people still believe the Earth is flat, but their belief doen't make it true. If God didn't exit, or couldn't work miracles, my belief that he does, and can, wouldn't make the miracle happen. So when it does happen, it's got to be down to God, not my belief. That's how I see it.
  • Guero Davila
    by Guero Davila 5 months ago
    Thanks to God, then, for making Palace beat Man Utd the other night. That first goal was truly miraculous.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 5 months ago
    Tony. The anaesthetic is apparently hit and miss. In my case miss, not in yours it seems. Pleased to hear you are OK. My 19 samples were all boring. 19!!!!

    GD. Just so you know I have been a Manchester United supporter for nearly 40 years. Still am.
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    19, yikes! Good to have it all behind you (so to speak!)

    GD: lol. Just imagine, a fair sprinkling of Christians on the Crystal Palace benches and a roughly equal number among the Manchester supporters - all praying for their side to win. Who'd be God, eh?
  • Guero Davila
    by Guero Davila 5 months ago
    Tony, that's easy. Darren Ambrose is God. He proved it.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 5 months ago
    Just dropping in. Darren Ambrose may be as you think, but Ryan Giggs as a magician and Wayne Rooney is the devil himself.
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    Re: the football references....I think some of you lot are confusing "gay icon" with a diety. Apologies to any benders out there for my blatant observations that the mincing common on footy pitches is more camp than a row of pink tents....

    Prop....off for the day to Bath and the Rec, to enjoy the grand game in it's most spectacular setting. and among supporters of both sides who swap banter and share flasks....

    If I wasn't already me, I'd wish I was.
  • John Taylor
    by John Taylor 5 months ago
    I came to this discussion late, but it's great to hear of all the medical good and nearly-good news, Alan and Tony. I am also a member of probes anonymous, not to mention barium meal and subsequent blindingly painful farts anonymous, from a few years ago. Not the most dignified procedure.
    As to healing, all bodies grow older and decay in the natural order of things... see Richard Baird's challenging novel 'Lazarus' for an imagination of what might happen otherwise. But some lose the fight before their time, and that is a great challenge, both for those who have faith and for those who don't. I have faith, because God, experience and my simple mind have made it so... it's just a part of who I am. I'm happy to challenge, question and parody my faith, because that which I tentatively call God is more, fuller and deeper than our silly human responses to some entity we put in a box called God.
    I see healing more in terms of relationship, of finding peace, which ultimately may result in physical healing, but may not. That relationship could be with God or with your GP or with your own inner turmoil, but healing is about more than mechanics. The healings Jesus seemed almost unable to stop himself performing in the gospel accounts all had an element of broken relationship made whole – not alway with the 'victim', sometimes it was other people's perceptions of the victim. A person who brought healing also made relationships with all the people excluded in the society of his time. Surprising? I don't think so.
  • Tony
    by Tony 5 months ago
    That's very profound, John, and very helpful. I especially like the idea of healing in terms of relationship and finding peace which may, or may not result in healing.
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