The Shakespeare Insult Kit.For those days when we just have to be insulting!

Published by: Jacquie on 26th May 2009 | View all blogs by Jacquie


Some days we just feel like letting rip - don't we ?
Here's an answer to your problem...


THE SHAKESPEARE INSULT KIT
Choose a word from Column 1 , match it with a words of your choice
from columns 2 and 3. prefaced with "Thou"



Column 1 Column 2 Column 3

artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar-pig
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
currish crook-pated clack-dish
dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
droning doghearted codpiece
errant dread-bolted death-token
fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
impertinent fool-born gudgeon
infectious full-gorged haggard
jarring guts-griping harpy
loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig
lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
mangled hell-hated joithead
mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
puking knotty-pated malt-worm
puny milk-livered mammet
qualling motley-minded measle
rank                onion-eyed          minnow
reeky plume-plucked miscreant
roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
spongy rude-growing pignut
surly rump-fed puttock
tottering shard-borne pumpion
unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
vain                spur-galled         scut
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
warped tickle-brained varlot
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

 

Comments

12 Comments

  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    Sorry didn't come out as neat as it should...
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 3 years ago
    :o)

    My all time favourite insult is based on the infinite monkey premise.
    For those that do not know, someone once proposed that if you gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of time and a typewriter each, they would produce the complete works of Shakespeare.

    The insult is to look at someone's magnum opus, shrug indifferently and say; "one monkey, one day..."

    Ez
  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    Ahhh - Ez Bloke Thou yeasty tickle-brained puttock - leave the simians alone !
  • Viveka
    by Viveka 3 years ago
    you forgot 'fatal ... screech-owl' !
  • CyprusRachael
    by CyprusRachael 3 years ago
    Wonderful! I hope you don't mind that I have passed it on.
  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    Hi Rachael - no problem about passing this on to whoever. It was sent to me ages ago on the the web - so I have no ownership over it. Have no clue who to reference either !
  • EzBloke
    by EzBloke 3 years ago
    I love it when you talk dirty to me ...

    :o)
  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    Mwahahahaha - Thou , thou ....spongy onion-eyed lewdster !
  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    So where are you, Ez bloke, thou wayward rump-fed mouldwarp...
  • Jacquie
    by Jacquie 3 years ago
    Kenty, Kenty where art thou Kenty? Thou froward doghearted bum-bailey... come out of hiding !
  • mockingbird
    by mockingbird 3 years ago
    this reminded me of a quote learned years ago by my sister - not sure which shakespeare play it came from - might be Henry V

    Pish for thee Icelandic dog thou prick ear'd curse of Iceland
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 year ago
    Hahahah I love it!
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