Travel Insurance
Don't you like it when your Insurance company just, says it like
it is....thought this was funny :) taken from 'World Nomads
Travel Insurance' :)
Think they have had a a few annoying, past claims!
Think they have had a a few annoying, past claims!
Am I covered?
The aim of the game is to do as much as you can to keep
yourself safe. Having your medical bills paid is little consolation
if you are stuck in a foreign hospital or have to cut your trip
short.Here are some general rules:
1. Pretend for a moment that you don't have any travel insurance.
How would you behave? Act as though you are uninsured! This mind-set is a good way not to ever have use of our excellent services.
Keep your belongings safe, and if they really mean a lot to you, don't ever let them get out of reach.
2. Accidents happen: stupidity doesn't
Say, you meet a 'friend', agree to engage in sexual activity and as a result wake up in the morning with no bag, passport and a headache, are you covered? It depends. MAYBE, you are covered for unprovoked assault by a third party, and you would probably be covered for replacement of your personal belongings, but NO, we wouldn't cover you if the "liaison" was illegal under local sex-tourism laws.
3. Is it safe to go there?
While we cover travel for most countries of the world, unfortunately the small print of travel insurance inevitably contains exclusions. The major one is if you go somewhere and you know it's not safe or your government's travel advisory advises you shouldn't go there. Bottom line: if you put yourself at risk or you place yourself in the crossfire, then you are unlikely to be covered.
4. Feeling adventurous and being adventurous are two different things
The adventure sports and activities we cover depends on your country of permanent residence and your particular level of insanity (and more importantly, skill).
If you are wildlife-watching in the extremes of Alaska and are attacked by a polar bear, are you covered? It depends. You see, if the bear attacks you while you were watching them as a part of a wildlife safari or trekking, then YES we would cover you (assuming the bear didn't catch you of course), but if you were chasing the bear having had a beer too many the night before and you thought it would be a laugh... err... then NO, we wouldn't.
If you are skiing and you're caught in an avalanche, are you covered? It depends. For example, if you leap out of a hovering helicopter while trying to pretend that you're in a Hollywood action movie, then NO, you aren't covered.
Got the message? If you are unsure about anything, ask us and we'd rather clear up a grey area before you have a claim.


8 Comments
In section 2, I wonder why 'friend' only warrants one set of inverted commas whilst ''liaison'' earns itself two. You can just picture their lawyer doing the finger gestures whilst dictating the words 'friend' and ''liaison'' can't you?!
Ahhh this just got funnier and funnier. Great blog- can't believe it's taken this long to find it.
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