Tuesday Laugh...
An old, blind Aussie wanders into an all-woman biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,> 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. >
Now, think about it seriously, mate.. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' > The blind Aussie thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'Nah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,> 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. >
Now, think about it seriously, mate.. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' > The blind Aussie thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'Nah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'
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And nice response Gerilyn!
thought we needed the laugh and very pleased to play the straight hand for Gerilyn........Cymbals crash and a drum cascade with a high over pass.........
I'm here all week......
Nice to have contrasting moods on Cloud - for don't we writers need to feel all emotion in order to express ourselves with authenticity in our work?
Now I suppose I'm going to have to conjure up a joke to make up for that serious remark!
Let me see ~ Jack and Jill......
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