The Word Cloud

Weather Report

The maniquinned prognosticator
in polyurethane luminescence
with papal ex cathedra in
Yves St Laurent and
ozone of Chanel 19;
Weather lady grabs pointer
and proceeds to announce:
"And now from our Weather Center...
contrary to what
you may have heard,
everything is NOT divine
(make no mistake about it)
so get out your umbrellas
(because you're gonna need 'em).
There will be tsunamis,
twisters and hurricanes,
there will be bugs, weeds and disease
(from the first ass wiping
to the final plug pulling),
in between will be dense fog
from confusion and deceit.
frost of apathy and complacency
and hail of injustice and avarice.
Tomorrow will be hazy, hot and stupid
followed by thunder and lightening
of loss and regret. 
This is due to the curse from
the beginning of creation.
Any questions?"
Weather lady then closes
plastic lips and lives
to prognosticate yet
another day such as this.