Why I'm Not Speaking To My Cat

Published by: Rebecca Holmes on 28th May 2010 | View all blogs by Rebecca Holmes

 

In many ways this is my favourite stage of the year.  Everything’s bursting with life.  The trees are in full leaf, so it’s almost impossible to imagine how stark they were for what seemed like forever.  The cherry blossom may be over, but hawthorn everywhere is frothy with creamy flowers.  The bedding plants are waiting for me to get round to putting them in.  Meanwhile, the starlings, blackbirds and blue tits that frequent our garden have had their young, who have now pretty much all fledged.  And therein lies the problem…

 

We have a cat.  She is gorgeous, affectionate, playful -  and a hunter.  This time of year, when the fledglings are still discovering the world, and therefore at their most vulnerable, is when she does her worst.  Last week she took two birds that we know of – both wrens, from the glimpse we saw of them as she ran off.  I’ve tried everything I can think of.  When I let her out, I make plenty of noise opening the door and step outside to clap my hands and warn off any birds that might be hopping round.  I even take a little walk round to be sure, and check my plants while I’m at it.  I even keep the hosepipe handy to turn on her when she does try anything.

 

All to no avail.  This morning, I warned a few birds off the bottom, secluded end of the garden, but as soon as my back was turned while I pulled out a few weeds, I heard a scrabble at the fence.  The next thing I saw was our cat running across the lawn with a bird in her mouth.  I rushed to the hosepipe and turned the water on, but she ran away before it could have much effect.  Luckily she came back a minute later and put the bird down on the ground.  This time she was forced to abandon it or get a soaking. 

I thought the bird was already dead, but when I went over to it the poor creature – a lovely baby blue tit – was struggling to move and even cheeping faintly but obviously wasn’t going to last.  Some other blue tits, presumably its parents, were watching from the cherry tree.  All I could do was put it out of its misery, which thankfully didn’t take much but didn’t exactly make my day.  The only consolation was that it probably wasn’t the brightest of bird-brains, and so wouldn’t have survived long anyway.

 

What am I supposed to do?  (And don’t say ‘Don’t have a cat.’!)  Since this morning, I’ve kept her indoors. Should I keep her in until the fledglings are better at looking after themselves?  She knows she’s in my bad books, and keeps rubbing round my legs and looking up at me wistfully.  Even as I’m typing this, she’s lying on a chair just a couple of feet away.  Then again, she always does when I’m on the computer. 

 

I know other Clouders have cats.  Any suggestions?

Comments

20 Comments

  • Inktrailer
    by Inktrailer 1 year ago
    Ah, bad cat's doing some hunting then! Well the hosepipe is a good deterrant when you have it to hand (or a water pistol that you can carry into the garden with you). Putting a bell on her collar would give birds a little warning of when she's sneaking around. There's the old 'plastic bottle half-filled with water' trick that is supposed to work as the reflections deter the cat.

    Have a look here too: http://www.rspb.org.uk/advice/gardening/unwantedvisitors/cats/
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Hmmm. We've tried collars - she just doesn't get on with them, will try just about anything to get rid and even got her paw trapped in one once! She seems to get birds at just about any time of day - this morning's was at about 9.00. Not heard of the plastic bottle trick, though.
  • Inktrailer
    by Inktrailer 1 year ago
    She's not a collar-cat then? Had to cut that short as my mam phoned. The RSPB website lists a few other things, depending on your garden, like fencing etc, keeping cats in an hour before sunrise and an hour after sunset. On the plus side, it does also state that cats aren't having an effect on bird populations:-) Hopefully other Cloudy cat owners will have a special trick or two, my Inky couldn't catch a bird if he tried so it's not something I've dealt with!
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Aw, bless him. Our cat seems to stick with the cute little ones , which I suppose makes sense from point of view. She'd get a right old hammering if she was stupid enough to take on a magpie or something. She did try chasing a grey squirrel once. That was quite hilarious. This squirrel kept jumping between 2 trees to try and get away, but she just switched between the roofs of adjacent garden sheds and blocking its escape route. The squirrel was making a right old racket, complaining about it. It went on for quite a while and would probably have lasted all evening if one of my daughters hadn't grabbed her and brought her indoors so the squirrel could make a getaway. When told my husband about it later, his reaction was 'Why didn't you get the camera and film it?' We hadn't thought about, which is a shame as it was actually quite funny. I suspect she'd have come off worse if she'd caught it.
  • Inktrailer
    by Inktrailer 1 year ago
    Awww, it wouldn't be fair to record the poor thing! Do next time though:-) My cat doesn't go after anything as adventurous as a squirrel, he prefers to leap at butterflies. Sometimes he catches one, but he lets it go unharmed. Then tries to catch it again!
  • Wrathnar the Unreasonable
    When I was a kid, we had a badminton set, but we quickly lost all the shuttlecocks due to overenthusiasm. My cat (mrs Cat) was very adept at catching birds and leaving them on the back doorstep. They made rather effective shuttlecocks, except that they fell apart quite quickly.
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 1 year ago
    Here's the thing we have had two cats. Currently we have Chloe who is as soft and lovey as they come. You can see her picture on my profile pics. She is completely lovely. In our garden we have lots of birds, my missus feeds them every morning and I may tell you about the Robins that follow her around the garden one day. The only birds that die in our garden these days are killed by a Sparrow Hawk and a Kestrel that hang around. Here's why. In both cases the cats killed birds at one point. When this happened I simply beat them severely, including rubbing their noses in the remains. Last year when a baby starling fell out of its nest Chloe stood guard over it without touching it until it was recovered into a little shoe box.

    Cats have a natural instinct to kill small creatures. It can be overcome by catching them in or shortly after the event and boxing their ears, then loving them thereafter.

    Try it.
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Inky - Yep, she goes for butterflies too. Takes up position under the buddleia when it's in flower and looks hopeful.
    Wrathnar - Ewwwww. Who cleared up afterwards?
    AlanP - Awwww. Might be worth a try though. Having said that, I'd have thought a few soakings with the hose would have given her the message by now. She just seems to decide on getting away with the evidence faster. When she was younger she used to bring live birds into the house, probably thinking it was the ultimate gift. When we rescued and rehabiltated them and told her off she stopped doing it. She seemed more offended about it than anything and I got the impression she actually expected to be praised. Then I suspect she decided that as we didn't appreciate her efforts and decided to keep them for herself.
  • Khaloth
    by Khaloth 1 year ago
    Being eaten is the purpose of birds. Eating birds is the purpose of cats. Thats nature.
  • Tony
    by Tony 1 year ago
    It is their natural instinct, so we can't really blame them. Our cats (only one left now) are thoroughly confused, as my wife has no objection to them leaving dead field mice on the doorstep but refuses to let them in the house if they deposit a bird's body. And I use that phrase literally - we never see the heads. Bird brain must be a feline delicacy. Otherwise they are/were delightful creatures. :-)
  • Weens
    by Weens 1 year ago
    Be thankful you don't have a dog. When I lived at home, my dog would bring me rabbits heads and lay them proudly at my feet as if she was bestowing us with some great gift.
  • Bren
    by Bren 1 year ago
    It is funny how the cats expect praise as though their kill is a gift. Having just watched out blue tits fledge and the blackbid feeding young on the birdtable, I would suggest keeping her in for a few days, the young soon fly further afield. It was suggested on Springwatch.
  • Tony
    by Tony 1 year ago
    My aged aunt was awakened one morning - a she often was - by her cat jumping on her bed. Only this time it had a mouse dangling from its mouth by the tail. An early morning offering, which was dropped proudly on my aunt's chest. The thing was, the cat had caught the mouse by its tail and hadn't bothered to kill it before presenting it as a trophy to my aunt!
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Khaloth - I know. Nature's hard. I'm soft.
    Tony - I'm probably as good as your wife at confusing cats. I feel bad about the mice, too, though. They're so tiny, and I never realised how many came through our garden till we got our cat. What happened to the one your aunt got presented with?
    Weens - I used to have a Border terrier and he couldn't even hurt a fly. He snapped at them but always missed.
    Bren - I'm trying to keep her in more than usual. The blue tits seem to have gone now - the one yesterday was just unlucky in its timing. A pair of blackbirds keep pushing their luck, though. And you've reminded me - I've been missing Springwatch!!
  • Ali
    by Ali 1 year ago
    I have cats...one old siamese who is no harm to anything anymore and 3 orphans I feed outside daily. They often bring me a dead offering as sign of their affection (usually a mouse, mole or rat) or because they notice I cannot hunt. Like you, I feel sorry for these much smaller creatures and once I got involved...and it backfired on me.

    Outside, snatched from the feline jaws of death,
    A tiny mouse, bug-eyed, wet with saliva and feigning death…

    Still paralyzed, I take him inside and place him in a glass,
    To show my daughter, still sleeping in her bed upstairs…

    She looks up as I set the glass down.
    In a flash, the mouse leaps out and runs!

    The cat, also sleeping, sees him,
    Too old and lazy he goes back to sleep.

    The last thing we see is his tail,
    Disappearing under the clothes closet.

    Some weeks later…

    In the kitchen searching for the baking chocolate,
    Under the old antique cupboard, in a box…

    Only to discover…mouse droppings everywhere!
    The chocolate wrapper chewed through and gnawed by tiny teeth.

    That’s not all! An apron, rolling pin cover; shredded… extension cord; gnawed through,
    Birdseed and shredded cupcake papers urine soaked…scattered everywhere

    There he is! The tiny destructive force, now lord of his manor,
    Set up with all the luxuries of a mouse life.

    He panics as we grab the box and head for the door.
    He squeaks, leaps out and runs across the lawn for cover.

    With only half a tail now, he runs zigzagging out of kilter,
    Disappearing under the hot-pink dahlias.

    Back in the kitchen we sort through the smelly mess,
    Salvaging only what is necessary.

    Never again will I play savior to a mouse.
    Only one mystery remains…where is the other half of his tail?
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Hi Ali - Love the poem. I have no problem with mice so long as they stay outdoors. Sometimes we help them get away but more often than not we have to put them out of their suffering. Maybe the other half of his tail had been partly bitten off and fell off later by itself? Or has that made matters worse? Strange how we discuss such squeamish matters. I suppose that's what having animals round the house does to us. :-)
  • Nibs
    by Nibs 1 year ago
    Can you set up a sprinkler in the garden near the birds.
    The idea I suppose is that cats not liking much water would avoid the area where it's raining! from the sprinkler?

    I have a dog. Lovely cuddly, friendly etc. I've seen him lay out on the back patio, birds twittering around him, and he don't even twitch, maybe open his eyes, then close them.
    Other days I've seen him chase and bark at them. Poor birds. What are they to think.
    So they just keep clear.
    I used to feed the birds in the garden but I attracted the darn squirrels from the park as well. So that idea's gone down the drain.

    I have lots of friends with cats. One cat loves bubble baths and leaps in with my friend cos she loves the bubbles.
    hope you find a solution.
    :o)
    Nibs
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Thanks Nibs. Luckily squirrels usually stay away from our garden and we don't put food out for the birds - something to do with the cat! At least your birds have enougn sense to stay clear.
  • Liss
    by Liss 1 year ago
    My cat does the same thing, but as he is getting older he's getting lazier :) It's not your fault though, you're doing all you can really, short of keeping an eye on her ALL the time. xx
  • Rebecca Holmes
    by Rebecca Holmes 1 year ago
    Yes, cats can be so bad like that, till they slow down as they get older. And it's impossible to keep an eye on them all the time. Mine would probably get paranoid. :0)
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