Your accent is...English? (Sardinia snippet No 3)
I'd been drawn to the jewellery stall because of the rainbow-beaded
bracelets on it.
I tried in my best Italian to ask for three of them, then forgot myself and said 'yes', so the nice young man from Argentina (who spent 9 months a year in Sardinia selling his handmade jewellery) started to speak English instead.
As money exchanged hands, he made a comment about my accent.
"You have an accent. Where are you from?"
"England," I replied.
"Oh, so you have an English accent."
Duh?
I must have looked a little bemused at this point. Don't all English people have an English accent? The nice young man continued...
"A proper English accent. Most of the people who come to this resort are German or Swiss, so their English does not sound the same as yours."
Maybe, for once in my life, I might have sounded as posh as the Queen by comparison...
I tried in my best Italian to ask for three of them, then forgot myself and said 'yes', so the nice young man from Argentina (who spent 9 months a year in Sardinia selling his handmade jewellery) started to speak English instead.
As money exchanged hands, he made a comment about my accent.
"You have an accent. Where are you from?"
"England," I replied.
"Oh, so you have an English accent."
Duh?
I must have looked a little bemused at this point. Don't all English people have an English accent? The nice young man continued...
"A proper English accent. Most of the people who come to this resort are German or Swiss, so their English does not sound the same as yours."
Maybe, for once in my life, I might have sounded as posh as the Queen by comparison...


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Accents and dialects fascinate me. Years back, before I was married, I had a holiday with some mates in Rimini, and we stayed in a little hotel run by an Italian family who'd spent about ten years living in London before returning to their native land. They had three children, quite widely spaced. The eldest, who'd been been to London and back with her parents, spoke English like they did, well but with an Italian accent. The youngest, who'd been born after the return to Italy, didn't speak English at all. But the middle child, a boy who'd been born during their stay in London, spoke totally fluent English with a strong Cockney accent. Loved it...
The power of Grappa :D
'What is that I can hear in your accent?'
'Probably Scottish,' I replied. 'That's where I grew up.'
'No, it sounds more like Irish to me.'
'That'll be Scottish then, seeing as I've never lived in Ireland.'
'No, it's definitely not Scottish, it's definitely Irish.'
Um, ok then!
:-D
North Yorkshire folk and they further into the beyond consider Sheffield to be the Midlands anyway, so there's a pool of shared idiom were the Counties meet.
Also, as Skylark shows, moving from one area of the country to another can produce some strange mixtures. My cousin was born and grew up in Luton but moved to Ellesmere Port after marrying and having two children. We kept in touch by post but when I saw her a few years later I was surprised by how much her accent had changed.
"Yes, I know," she said, "I thought I was talking Scouse but when I visit the south on holiday everybody thinks I'm from Birmingham!"
The only time we stayed with my brother in Milwaukee, the natives went bananas over our accents. Every time we opened our traps in a shop or restaurant or whatever, it was: 'Oh, wow! LOVE your accents!' or: 'Hey! where are you guys from?'
My brother's old school friend, who is a lecturer at the University of Wisconsin, speaks with a strong London accent (or at least he did the last time I heard him, decades ago), but my brother tells me that most of his students think he's Australian...
As for hybrid accents, my late father was born in Cardiff to parents who came from London, then moved to Bristol (where I was born) in his teens, and then to the Surrey suburbs. His accent could have been quite interesting, but he spoke with hardly any regional accent at all - sort of BBC (as they used to say) without being posh.
My mother, Bristol born and bred, still has a Bristol accent, though she hasn't lived there since her early thirties.
And I'm pure London suburban / Home Counties, as far as I can tell.
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