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I often complain that working in retail is a nightmare and that the customers can be so rude (which they quite often are) but today was one of those days where a customer truly made me giggle for ages after they'd left!

This is a wee bit crude but hilariously funny...

A gentleman came into the shop asking for some good photo paper. I showed him our selections and we got to talking about Kodak printers. He proceeded to tell me that he'd had a lot of trouble with his last Kodak and that he didn't recomend them.

'Oh, that's unusual,' I replied. 'they're our best sellers.'

'Yes, well, the thing is I could never print my photos from it,' the gentleman said. 'I'd put my dick in it but it wouldn't work.'

My face freezes in surprise. Did I hear that right? Did this polite old man just tell me he stuck his *Ahem* into a Kodak printer?

Gentleman frowns. 'No, that's not right. What are those small thin things called that you stick into the front?'

'A memory card?'

'That's the one. I put the memory card in but it doesn't print...'

What's worse is that he didn't even seem to realise what he'd just said! He just carried on chatting away while I had to stop myself from having a right old chuckle!


All day I've been smiling at this so I thought I'd share it with you folks :) Anyone got any more funny 'slips of the tongue' they've heard in the past?