The Word Cloud

Has anyone actually ever read the terms and conditions of a website before becoming a member/applying for something online?

I haven't.

I await the day when an unscrupulous organisation inserts in its terms and conditions:  By ticking the box, you forfeit all of your property and wealth to us, and agree to be hung upside-down in the town square and have live wombats pelted at you on Tuesdays.