Mat

Mat

47 years old
Male
Location
Pevensey Bay
United Kingdom
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  • Are you a ...?
    Published author
    What genre do you primarily write in?
    Comedy
    If you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?
    Literary fiction
    Are your reading habits ...?
    Pretentious
    Who is your favourite author(s)?
    DH
    And your all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)
    Morrissey Biography/Bravo 2-0/Harry Potter
    What are your working habits when you write?
    Perfectly balanced
    Are you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?
    Ten times? Why so little?
    Your ultimate writing ambition?
    None, dignity
    Your worst habit?
    Solitude
    Your opinion on the books industry?
    I deeply respect the good folk of publishing
    Where do you write?
    attic bedroom
    What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?

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    new-bee-author
    "new-bee-author" commented on Mat's Blog "Wagon Trail 1".
    This is sooooooooooo funny! It's the funniest thing I've read here on the Word Cloud since your last, slightly autobiographical blog. Greatest LOL moment, the five stone cat! You are so brilliant, leaves us poor plodders squirming in the gutters of ...
    2 days ago
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    Mat
    Mat wrote a new blog: "Wagon Trail 1".
    Wagon Trail 1 by brightonsauce Surely these were dark times for the duo.  Maddy afflicted with the constipo-gastric condition that permitted only the cutest of rabbit-type sheep droppings to emerge from his orifice, and his wife stuck ...
    5 days ago
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    new-bee-author
    new-bee-author commented on Mat's wall:
    Found it at last, PMd you with my comments.
    11 days ago
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    Mat
    Mat commented on Mat's wall:
    Finally...found the Wall...yes NBA...look in the 'comments section' - to find my story - scrolling past the comments of my 'single reader' - the blogger's curse, always I have one reader, and she wants my address to send me a Xmas present. If I say ...
    11 days ago
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    new-bee-author
    new-bee-author commented on Mat's wall:
    I couldn't find in on drysailor boy, I looked through old posts. Unless it's under another name?
    11 days ago
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    Mat
    Mat has accepted new-bee-author's friend request.
    12 days ago
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    Mat
    Mat ...
    12 days ago
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    Mat
    Mat wrote a new blog: "Fag Chat".
    Fag Chat by brightonsauce Expansion, draft for future ref: Fag Chat ‘I read your story about shooting peas, it was great,’ he said [Derek]. ‘What?  Oh, of course, you mean shooting bees, my opus, 800 words published 2016 to ...
    12 days ago
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    Mat
    "Mat" commented on new-bee-author's Blog "Obvious, Innit?".
    Reptile poison dotted about the corridors, the cloisters, and a bag of the stuff laid in the doorway to Speaker's House should eliminate most oleaginous creatures. Survivors might be installed in a new 1.2 billion lizard house at our London Zoo. ...
    13 days ago
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    new-bee-author
    "new-bee-author" commented on Mat's Blog "High Roller".
    Ah, I see!
    15 days ago
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    BellaM
    "BellaM" commented on Mat's Blog "High Roller".
    n-b-a "much" is a bit strong, but yes. I was thinking of the Blues Brothers version.
    16 days ago
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    new-bee-author
    "new-bee-author" commented on Mat's Blog "High Roller".
    Hey Bella - aren't you much to young to remember 'Rawhide'?
    16 days ago
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    J.net
    J.net commented on Mat's wall:
    Loved your November comp entry. A grizzly one with a wonderful witty twist. That's set the bar high for the rest of us!
    17 days ago
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    JB
    "JB" commented on Mat's Blog "High Roller".
    Nice one Mat. I read this and your Death of Fawkes post, preferred this as eating Spag-Bol and reading about intestines just don't mix..! Serious loved the Guy Fawkes one also. Roll With it.!
    17 days ago
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    Mat
    "Mat" commented on Mat's Blog "High Roller".
    Hi Dolly, hi Bella, I threw a hissy today, but big boss told me to 'get back to work,' phew, warning only. Fegging hardest job of my life :)
    18 days ago

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  • 19th November 2017 Published

    Wagon Trail 1

    1 Comments 1 Comments

  • 4th November 2017 Published

    High Roller

    10 Comments 10 Comments

  • 23rd September 2017 Published

    Hello My Lags

    4 Comments 4 Comments
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  • new-bee-author
    by new-bee-author 11 days ago
    Found it at last, PMd you with my comments.
  • Mat
    by Mat 11 days ago
    Finally...found the Wall...yes NBA...look in the 'comments section' - to find my story - scrolling past the comments of my 'single reader' - the blogger's curse, always I have one reader, and she wants my address to send me a Xmas present. If I say no I'll have NO readers..
  • new-bee-author
    by new-bee-author 11 days ago
    I couldn't find in on drysailor boy, I looked through old posts. Unless it's under another name?
  • J.net
    by J.net 17 days ago
    Loved your November comp entry. A grizzly one with a wonderful witty twist. That's set the bar high for the rest of us!
  • healeymonster1
    by healeymonster1 1 month ago
    Your comp entry was good. Super dark and surreal.
  • Bric
    by Bric 1 month ago
    Delightful comp entry, sir. Wildly whacky and offbeam. Nicely written. Enjoyed it.