Mat

Mat

48 years old
Male
Location
scarborough
United Kingdom
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  • Are you a ...?
    Published author
    What genre do you primarily write in?
    Comedy
    If you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?
    Literary fiction
    Are your reading habits ...?
    Pretentious
    Who is your favourite author(s)?
    DH
    And your all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)
    Morrissey Biography/Bravo 2-0/Harry Potter
    What are your working habits when you write?
    Perfectly balanced
    Are you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?
    Ten times? Why so little?
    Your ultimate writing ambition?
    None, dignity
    Your worst habit?
    Solitude
    Your opinion on the books industry?
    I deeply respect the good folk of publishing
    Where do you write?
    attic bedroom
    What else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?

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    Mat
    Mat ...
    1 month ago
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    Mat
    Mat Posted total crap to 'Writers Room.' Deadline is about 10 days away, for those suffering total NY despair it is the rational & reasonable option, not cliff walking.
    1 month ago
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    Mat
    Mat commented on Mat's wall:
    I didn't mean to be horrid, I was inspired :/
    1 month ago
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    nba
    green-stripey new-bee-author commented on Mat's wall:
    Thanks for that, my darling! I often wondered how it happened. I salute your utter magnificence, illustrious commander of the prose skies! Emperor of the subtle put-down, king of all you survey! I bow down before you, mighty Mat-ery, hoping one day ...
    1 month ago
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    "Mat" commented on Mat's Blog "Draughty + BrexitChef wip".
    I dunno...only, I wanted to get writing again - that second one is half-baked Mary. And...you're funny :)
    1 month ago
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    Mat wrote a new blog: "Draughty + BrexitChef wip".
      Draughty by brightonsauce   These aren't really so good, I am working myself back into form during Christmas alcodrip/& re-assessing toward homeless, or tramp future - in light of 'moving North.' ...   Couple of ...
    2 months ago
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    nba
    "new-bee-author" commented on Mat's Blog "Intermission".
    Owla lar, matey.
    2 months ago
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    Mat
    "Mat" commented on Mat's Blog "Mudland".
    Nice, have been studying/ & thinking extensively 'bout this - tho' still smarting over failure of my 2016 Mermaid Opera & also Eva Braun bio write...great fail :/
    2 months ago
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    Mat wrote a new blog: "Intermission".
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx3OTZ35e80
    2 months ago
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    Mat
    Mat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkh8Txyh3NY My starring role in rock opera 'Tuttifruiti' - see opening fellow, turns to scene 2, Pavorotti, a leg of horse in his mouth.
    2 months ago
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    Mat
    "Mat" commented on Mat's Blog "Mudland".
    Aww fanks Dolly, you set me up for the week to come :)...:(.........
    2 months ago
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    Dolly
    "Dolly" commented on Mat's Blog "Mudland".
    Love this Mat. Love the cranky, odd humour.
    2 months ago
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    Mat
    Mat very disappointed again, punching keyboard.
    2 months ago
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    Mat
    "Mat" commented on Mat's Blog "The Lag".
    Hello, back from boot camp for 48 hours, back on the 'puter :)
    2 months ago
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    BellaM
    "BellaM" commented on Mat's Blog "The Lag".
    'I have asked,' he replies... - masterful. Love it.
    2 months ago

About

I am not 48. I am 47 and could easily pass for 29 or 36ish in a nighclub setting, please amend moderator, a dignity [repetition] issue.

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  • 9th December 2017 Published

    Intermission

    1 Comments 1 Comments

  • 23rd September 2017 Published

    Hello My Lags

    4 Comments 4 Comments
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  • Mat
    by Mat 1 month ago
    I didn't mean to be horrid, I was inspired :/
  • nba
    by nba 1 month ago
    Thanks for that, my darling! I often wondered how it happened. I salute your utter magnificence, illustrious commander of the prose skies! Emperor of the subtle put-down, king of all you survey! I bow down before you, mighty Mat-ery, hoping one day you may deign to trample my excuse for a brain under your golden jackboot! All hail, Prince of Princes, Writer & Earth Mover of the other sort.
  • Mat
    by Mat 3 months ago
    Finally...found the Wall...yes NBA...look in the 'comments section' - to find my story - scrolling past the comments of my 'single reader' - the blogger's curse, always I have one reader, and she wants my address to send me a Xmas present. If I say no I'll have NO readers..
  • J.net
    by J.net 3 months ago
    Loved your November comp entry. A grizzly one with a wonderful witty twist. That's set the bar high for the rest of us!
  • healeymonster1
    by healeymonster1 4 months ago
    Your comp entry was good. Super dark and surreal.
  • Bric
    by Bric 5 months ago
    Delightful comp entry, sir. Wildly whacky and offbeam. Nicely written. Enjoyed it.