Glutton for punishment

Published by: SteveF on 18th Oct 2010 | View all blogs by SteveF
I'm a reasonably intelligent guy - most us here are - but occasionally, I get suckered into a political discussion, especially around election time.  For those that don't know me, I'm a transplanted American - you can probably tell from my infrequent US-style spellings and punctuation.  (I've been in the UK for 21 years, but I still haven't lost my accent.)

As you probably know, the US is on the cusp of a pivotal election.  Now that we have our first left-leaning President since Jimmy Carter and our first minority President, the political right has gone on attack.  The Democrats are likely to lose their majority in the Senate and possibly even the house.

The "grass-roots" Tea Party movement is leading the charge, hyping President Obama as a Marxist, a Muslim, a poor leader and ineffective, blaming him for the economy, the debt, and even the porous border with Mexico (letting in evil wetbacks, murderers and drug dealers who are ruining our economy and stealing jobs), and they even say he's not legally President (they dispute the validity of his Hawaiian birth certificate).  Yes, this is the TEA PARTY: a group that has Sarah Palin as their poster girl.  Do you believe it?  Sarah Palin!  The same Sarah Palin that makes Dan Quayle look like Einstein.

For those of you who don't know Dan Quayle, he was VP under George H W Bush, Sr, known for sticking his foot in his mouth even more than George W Bush.  There are similar listings of his famous quotations:  http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

Here is one of my favourites and one of his simplest:

 "The future will be better tomorrow."


Anyway, where was I?   The proponents of the Tea Party maintain that they want to get back to the Constitution, but many have little idea of what is actually in it.  They call themselves Patriots and want to decrease the interference of the Federal Government in their lives, cut taxes, rescind all the financial bailouts and the health care bill.  Interestingly, there is also a Facebook page documenting how poor they are at spelling in their campaign signs.

Now, it isn't my purpose here to  say whether they are right or wrong, but you can probably already tell where I fall on that subject.

Recently, I've gotten suckered into discussions with Tea Party advocates on friends' sites on Facebook.  (A lot of my "radical" school friends are now ultra-Christian and right wing.)  I just can't believe how they swallow what the teabaggers spout:  The health bill is evil and socialist.  (People have only themselves to blame if they can't afford health insurance.)  All it does is force insurance companies to provide a minimal level of affordable insurance to everyone, regardless of pre-existing conditions.  It also forces all Americans to purchase health insurance.  That part was added to pander to the insurance industry, so they can make a killing on it.  Obama is also supposedly allowing Mexicans to cross the border to sell drugs and steal our jobs.  He hasn't actually changed any existing laws, and successive Republican administrations have been equally ineffectual.  (I suspect it is because American companies benefit from the black-market economy of migrant workers.)

Okay, it is easy to agree or disagree on those subjects, but produce a fact that turns a teabagger's argument on its head, and they start calling you names. Yesterday's statement of the day was, "I never argue with an idiot." Today's was, "I don't give a rats ass what they do to the price of wine, thats a pussy drink, anyway. Real men drink Slivovitz, and wash it down with nothing but a shirtsleeve."

That's only a small part of the abuse that I received. I just don't see how supposedly intelligent people lap this up.  I can see its attraction in rural uneducated white America (the Tea Party is  an almost completely white phenomenon), but intelligent people should be able to see through massaged statistics and spurious slogans.  One guy, yesterday, countered my set of US Government Treasury figures with set of graphs from the blog of an openly conservative journalist.  Today's imbecile (Did I just call him that?  Shame on me!) pointed me to the blog of another conservative journalist who, incidentally, had a photo of himself with Margaret Thatcher boldly positioned.  Where do they find these wacko blogs?

What am I saying here?  I'm sick of being abused.  I'm sick of people being stupid.  I'm sick emotive language that says nothing.  I'm sick of closed-minded people that always have to be right and don't even listen to opposing arguments (la-la-la-la-la).

(I'm sick of drawing this blog out until I find something witty to say.)

Damn, I'm just plain, bloody sick. 
(But you already knew that.)

Comments

17 Comments

  • CJ
    by CJ 1 year ago
    Let's try that again...

    laws. An abridged version - He didn't understand why the UK wouldn't allow its citizens to bear arms (other than we're a bunch of pussies). I said it's because we don't need guns - they cause more problems than they solve. Him: then how do you protect yourself? Me: You know? It's never come up. Him: It's just a matter of time. Me: Paranoid, much? Him: Not paranoid - just prepared. (Yeah, that scared me, too...). Me: I wouldn't feel safe with a gun in the house - hell, I wouldn't feel safe with a gun in my street. What if a kiddie got hold of it? Him: Then that's the parents' silly fault. Me: Uh, wtf? How can you say that when so many kiddies die from getting hold of daddy's gun? Doesn't that scare you? Him: No, because I will teach my kid good gun handling. Me: Okay - but what about everyone else? You'd better be damned sure they all teach their kids about good gun handling, too... it doesn't have to be your kiddie or your gun, after all. Why would you want something that is only designed to kill other humans in your house - especially if there are children around? Him: Are you questioning my right to bear arms? Me: I suppose I am. What are you frightened of? Him: I'm a true American patriot. I know my rights. When I get screwed by my government, I will be here, ready to protect what is rightfully mine! Me: Oooooooookaaaaaayyyy.... *backs away slowly...*

    In my experience, most (if not all) Right Wing Americans are well and truly nuts. I don't think I have ever managed to have one conversation with one about politics that didn't descend into farcical name calling and outrageous claims about 'how socialism will be the death of America'. I don't even get their problem with healthcare reform - OBAMA IS TRYING TO MAKE IT SO EVERYONE CAN HAVE THAT HEART OPERATION! Everyone! Not just the rich guy! And isn't that a good thing? Last time I checked, being poor wasn't a sin / doesn't make you a bad person. So why shouldn't poor people be allowed access to decent healthcare? What makes me laugh is they then spout off about being good Christians.... uuuuuh, excuse me?!? How does that work? Can we just look at Jesus and what he did for, you know, 5 minutes? He helped the poor and healed the sick and fed the starving... you know, all of those things YOU DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN IN YOUR COUNTRY? Excuse me whilst I despair...
  • CJ
    by CJ 1 year ago
    Oh, for the love of... Cloud, stop it!!

    The beginning of that post should read:

    I feel your pain. I once got into a 'discussion' (read 'nasty argument') with a right winger over gun laws.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    We are as one on gun control. Maybe that's why I'm still here. There's a great site on what's not in the Constitution. If you had ever heard the tripe the teabaggers spew, you might get a laugh. http://www.usconstitution.net/constnot.html
  • AlanP
    by AlanP 1 year ago
    I was once on a weekend trip with some friends from Washington DC into West Virginia when I was working in Maryland. We were having a quiet beer in a quiet bar when a bunch of what I will freely describe as Rednecks came in. This was all around the time of the Iraq invasion. Noticing my accent they came across and started to discuss what I thought of smart bombs, cruise missiles and how Saddam was finally getting his ass kicked and such like and so forth.

    Now, I never did agree with the invasion of Iraq and my friends knew I didn't. On this occasion some instinct caused me to mutter non committal responses. Shortly thereafter my friends declared we had to go; which was news to me. As we were driving away they told me they were seriously worried that we were about to get the shit kicked out of us or worse as my less than enthusiam and being a Brit was not going down well.

    So much for the land of the free.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    Don't base your opinion on America on West Virginia. That's one of the poorest, most conservative parts of the country. "Patriotism" plays well there. What they don't understand there is that they stand to benefit most from social legislation. You would probably have been fine in any big city.
  • Chocoholic
    by Chocoholic 1 year ago
    I find it amazing that America has survived as one nation at all. It's made up of totally different 'countries' with different cultures. Only one civil war- incredible.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    It's probably because the different cultures don't divide at state lines. Most of the left-leaning states have big cities (NY, CA, IL) where most of the population lives. Rural states are invariably right of centre, and retirement states (FL, AZ, NM) tend to be right, although FL has Miami, which is left, that's what makes it a key swing state. States like Ohio, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are in similar situations, with large (predominantly white) rural areas tempered by large urban sprawls. Even a conservative state like TX has large pockets of the urban left (Austin, Houston, and Dallas), which is why it occasionally elects Democratic governors. Saying that, Texas is probably the only state that could whip up enough revolutionary frenzy to attempt to leave the union (historically and because of its oil wealth).

    Mobilizing a revolution would be almost impossible, since the hard right wing (the most likely "patriots") are so spread out. The hard right currently makes up only small portion of the population. There is no real focus for them to mount any kind of rebellion, unless it came from within the military, which isn't likely.

    There haven't been any major regional issues since slavery to tear the nation apart.
  • Chocoholic
    by Chocoholic 1 year ago
    Let's hope it stays that way. Too many guns in too many hands already.

    I remember Dan Quale, LOL There's an ass from the past.

    Do you watch 'Family Guy?' The episode when Lois stands for election? Priceless.
    The Right Wingers don't much like 'Family Guy', I'm guessing...?
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    Family Guy? I'm afraid I live in the UK. I just Googled it, though. It's amazing that it airs on Fox. That's the broadcasting mouthpiece of the right.
  • Amarantha
    by Amarantha 1 year ago
    Oh perleeeze! Don't we in the UK have enough to worry about trying to sort out the future for our own children in these fraught times without worrying about the eccentricities of our colonial cousins?!

    The Special Forces of SteveF's people have recently wiped a lovely girl of ours from off the face of the earth with a carelessly lobbed grenade when all she set out to do was bring peace to the people (and especially the women) of Afghanistan!

    Isn't it always the way that America - the new land we founded - calls on the Mother Country for support whenever it runs out of moral steam? And don't they all too often kill us with 'friendly fire'?

    To SteveF I would say: Go peddle your US politics and your objections to the Tea Party elsewhere. We have enough worries trying to get published, Okay?
  • Babblefish
    by Babblefish 1 year ago
    One of my mates over here in NZ took a survey on an American politicol sight. Now just to put this in context, he freely admits to being a sheepshagging redneck that drinks beers (by NZ standards), as in like... Faaarrr right wing, by NZ standards.

    The on-line survey claimed he was far LEFT WING by US standards. As in, even he thinks they're crazy. I guess that kinda paints a picture of what the rest of my country thinks of them. I've never had to deal with Right wing Americans because... well frankly they don't come to New Zealand.

    Which reminds me- I heard the George W. didn't even have a passport before he became president, that he had NEVER travelled overseas. Is that true?
    What a very strange world we live in.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    I think George W might have been to China once, but I may be mistaken.

    @Amarantha Firstly, what they do affects us, as noted in your second paragraph. Secondly, the Special Forces were sent in at the request of the UK, as they were in the area. Everyone involved knew the risks. Because she had escaped during the confusion, she had fled to an area she wasn't expected. Anything can happen in such a melee. Friendly fire happens, and if one country has 90% of forces in an area, they are likely to be the ones who fired. They have killed their own, too.

    This is my blog, and I can write what I want in it, just as you may write what you want in yours. You don't have to read it. Most of mine will be about writing, but sometimes one must get something off one's chest.
  • Chocoholic
    by Chocoholic 1 year ago
    'Family Guy' has been showing on BBC 3 late in the evenings for a while now, Steve. That's how I discovered it.
  • Bren
    by Bren 1 year ago
    A blog is for you to write what you want - your words may make interesting reading, heck, I even got to the end of it. It was written well too, I feel, but that's subjective. My thoughts at the end were 'I can feel your heart attack coming on.'
    It is a vast country it is amazing that many people can be managed at all.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    The men in the white coats were knocking on the door just as I pressed "Post."
  • Jules
    by Jules 1 year ago
    Steve, I really enjoyed this piece, if only because you were saying all the things I needed to get of my chest! You did it all for me, and that's a service of which a writer can be proud. Watching US politics from the outside can leave you completely bemused at the sheer inanity of it all. I came back from a trip to CA a few weeks ago thinking, 'Thank god they're a bit more grown up about it all in the UK.' Then I turned on the TV, watched a couple of them hurling drivel at each other and cried into my beer. They're no better here at all. To be honest, one guy who has impressed me is Obama. I followed his actions as best I could for the first few months and couldn't fail to be impressed. He's a grown up, in a sea of childish nonsense. I hope for America's sake that he lasts in office, but you've got to wonder.
  • SteveF
    by SteveF 1 year ago
    Often the least popular person in a classroom of children is the teacher.
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