Bluebottle

Bluebottle
Why do you taunt me so?
Unclean fiend,
your buzz curdles my blood.
Scavenger of bins,
fermented fruit your dish.
You hover like a helicopter.
Miniature alien
on the circumference of my plate.
No other insect
repulses my belly like you.
Hard to imagine
you are in the category
of dragon fly
and Cabbage White.
A scarab makes a stunning brooch
for an Egyptian lady,
an ant
petrified in amber
Has its charm.
But you....
spoil expensive garden parites
on Kensington lawns.
No lepidopterist would have you,
in a frame above their hearth.
The only one to chase you
is the chef with Chaindrite can.
The waitress,
Or perhaps the dustbin man.
Blinked of pony’s lashes,
flicked by tails,
swatted by Oxford Times,
The Mail.
Who designed
a thing
So impossible to love?

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