EzBloke
45 years old
September 05, 1966
Male
Current Status
is impressed with the new WordCloud look... may even take up writing again... if he ever writtttted in the first place... sighInformation
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Are you a ...?Unpublished writer (so far)What genre do you primarily write in?ComedyIf you write in more than one area, what is your next most favoured genre?FantasyAre your reading habits ...?Involve robots and/or elvesWho is your favourite author(s)?Terry Pratchett, Tom Holt, Harry Harrison, Jasper Fford, Robert RankinAnd your all time favourite books? (You can change these at any time, by the way ...)Mort Maskerade The Eire Affair The Stainless Steel Rat The Lost Continent The Portable Door NightfallWhat are your working habits when you write?ProcastinatoryAre you the edit-every-sentence-ten-times type, or do you prefer to let rip?Prefer to let rip and edit afterwardsYour ultimate writing ambition?Riches. Public sales leading to a film.Your worst habit?Arrogant ignorance or ignorant arrogance... or purile humour... impatience... or elipses... or indecisiveness. Or punctuation. But not speling.Your opinion on the books industry?It is a tough game, but everyone does their bestWhere do you write?Everywhere, everywhenWhat else do you want Word Clouders to know? eg: do you have 9 cats / like paragliding / eat nothing but tinned fish / work in the bath / live in Kettering?I used to have just the one very ginger, very gorgeous, cat; Charlie. Who helped me write... not. And I do live just outside of Kettering... fascinating! My middle name is Xavier, which as a child (and combined with a firstname of Sheldon) was hate
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I am Buff! The tragic Dragoon!
I, Ignoramus.
I, Ignoramus.
Latest Blog Posts
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30th September 2011
If I had a hammer
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28th September 2011
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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29th March 2011
One more time, with feeling. Sigh.
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24th March 2011
A slippery slope...
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24th March 2011
I remember when...
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by BP 7 months agoEzkin, please comment on my extact if poss when next on site (If I haven't deleted it) I need bloke comment.
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by BP 7 months agoIt was months ago. Thank goodness you haven't decided to have done with me, that was my greatest fear after the utter lame daftness of my months ago message. Still loving you heaps, baby! xxxxxxxxxxxxx Beep
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by AlanP 8 months agoWelcome back n'all that. I might sympathise with your unemploydedness were it not for the fact that I know you recently milked the poor benighted taxpayer of several quintillion squidoodles and are in fact in the Maldives putting sun loungers to the test while clouding with your three grand mac book air slim line voice recognition AI pooting thing.
But I jest. This is nonsense. The sun loungers are all pre-tested in Taiwan before shipment :)
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by Barry Walsh 8 months agoMy dear chap! Where've ya bin?
As for being published, you will Oscar, you will. -
by Barb 1 year agoHere we go fella, this will be the start of the upturn. We'll be back in beer money soon.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13013659 -
by karen 1 year agoHmmmmm, York........I know I've heard that name somewhere. I should look it up on a map. Who'd want to go anyway. I've had much more fun with the sheep................... :(
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by karen 1 year agoYou're obviously not in York either - feeling left out? Nah, who could feel left out with a cat for company!

















