Caption Comp

Published by: Barb on 15th Jul 2017 | View all blogs by Barb

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17 Comments

  • Clytemnestra
    by Clytemnestra 4 months ago
    Aaawh! C'mere you sexy thing and gimme a hug!
  • Mashie Niblick
    by Mashie Niblick 4 months ago
    Great...now where's the fish?
  • Mezz
    by Mezz 4 months ago
    Finny was gutted by her blind date from 'Plenty of Fish.'
    Literally. He was blind and his white stick slipped.
    Full gory details in Today's 'Maritimes.' "Read Halibut it!"
  • tarquilla
    by tarquilla 4 months ago
    sounds fishy to me
  • JtF
    by JtF 4 months ago
    You know how when you turn a chicken upside down they can't move - - get a little closer then try that with me . . .
  • Noodledoodle
    by Noodledoodle 4 months ago
    I'm fin love...
  • Mashie Niblick
    by Mashie Niblick 4 months ago
    Jaws 4 - Sleepless in Seattle Harbour
  • Newbie
    by Newbie 4 months ago
    Jesse you have to let me go...Willy is getting suspicious
  • Jenni Belsay
    by Jenni Belsay 4 months ago
    Great White Idiot
  • Yo
    by Yo 4 months ago
    Jake: We know it's not the most conventional of relationships but it seems to be working. I get home from work, go to the pool and we'll swim around for hours chatting about things. Y'know, how our days went, what we got up to, that kind of thing. And later when it's time for bed...well that would be telling, but (giggle) we're still working on the physical side of things.

    Flipper: One day I'm going to eat that perverted bastard.
  • Barny
    by Barny 4 months ago
    The soup's a bit watery. Should I have taken the fins off the shark?
  • J.net
    by J.net 4 months ago
    Mu-um, can I have this goldfish please? OK, so he's grey, but I'll call him Goldie and I'll hug him and kiss him and love him very very much.
  • Barny
    by Barny 4 months ago
    Many years after Timmy had outgrown his inflatable shark, he still liked to blow it up every summer, for old times sake.
  • John Alty
    by John Alty 4 months ago
    Following the success of the ear grown on the back of a mouse, scientists have grown an almost complete human on the back of a shark.
  • dyslexic of dartford
    by dyslexic of dartford 4 months ago
    I don't care what your parents think ! Love conkers everything.
  • Mashie Niblick
    by Mashie Niblick 4 months ago
    Mermaid? er, sure.
  • Barny
    by Barny 4 months ago
    Oh, Fin, you're trembling. I shouldn't have shown you that Sharknado box set.
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